Lavi and I are divorced so Gino and I got married. Here is what my lovely Ritz did.
FINE. MAYBE I WILL. LORD, HERE WE GO AGAIN.
I DON'T THINK I CAN TOP MY OLD SPEECH. IT WAS PRETTY GAR.
{Gets cooking book out}
'AIGHT. WELL NOW. HERE WE GOT MAYBELL AND GINO THE DIRTY BRITANNIAN.
THEY KINDA, YOU KNOW, PLAN ON GETTIN' MARRIED HERE. THAT'S WHY THEY LOOK ALL SNAZZY.
THEY'RE PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ, BBY. HRRRRRRRRRRR, OKAY. ANYWAY.
MAYBELL, DO YOU TAKE GINO TO BE YOUR HUSBAND? {Doesn't even wait for your reply}
OF COURSE YOU DO, MAYBELL. WHY AM I EVEN ASKING?
AND YOU. WHATSYOURFACEBLONDIE. YOU TAKIN' MAYBELL TO BE YOUR BBYCKES? {Gino nods}
THAR. NOW WHO NEEDS LAVI WHEN YOU'VE GOT MISTER KNIGHT OF ROUNDS HERE?
NOW YOU TWO ARE MARRIED. THAR. SUPER-DUPER. I'M GOING TO GO BUY CRUD FOR MY AVIE.
 Starlight Mayberuu · Fri Apr 10, 2009 @ 04:02pm · 0 Comments |
