I was reading this girly teen gossip magazine I like(shut up), and while I was skimming through the section where girls talk about embarasing(I know I spelled it wrong) moments I came across this one story that kind of went like this.....
"So,I ,lyke, run track,ryght?I luv it.It's sew fun.But anywayeh,I waz about tew,lyke,run this marathon, ryght?Sew,I drank a bunch of wadder behfor running.It was a lawng marathon.Sew while im runneng I gotta go take a leak,ryght?I'm almost there sew I keep awn runneng.But mah bladder is about to esplode sew I'm lyke,'I'll just pee while im runneng', sew i totally pee in mah pants.Mah pants are totally wet but I mayd it!!! Sew I go up tew mah crush and give him a hug,ryght?And hes al lyke, 'Ew!You are all covered in pee!!!!!", and he runs away.And im lyke,'All I did was pee mah pants!!'.I will never get wat waz sew wrong about that."
Erm. Hello?
YOU COULD HAVE JUST STOPPED.
YOU COULD HAVE JUST LOST.
What normal person pees in their pants while running?!?!?
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