*A=Apu H=Homer N=Ned (M=Manjula, Apu's wife)*
H:Apu, what happens after you die?
A:Manjula will sell the store, dye her hair blonde and marry my brother Renji.
M:Yes, i will
H:No, i mean, is my mother out there somewhere, does she know i feel bad?
A: oh who knows? she could have already been reincarnated into that new born baby, or that tiny mouse in the nacho cheese.
N: oh for god sakes, people aren't mice!
A: oh, what a suprise! Joe Jesus Jr. is gonna set us all straight!
N:Homer, people dont come back as anything except out lord and
savior who came back as bread, and thats it!
H:that's it, huh? *leaves*
A:thats the thing with your religion, its such a bummer
N:even the sing-alongs?
A:no, the sing-alongs are okay
LMAO! xd xd
 NativeBlueXV · Wed Jul 22, 2009 @ 02:31pm · 3 Comments |
