Authors Note: This has sex refrences, if you do not like that or are not 13 and older, do not read the fallowing.
LIFE AND "DEATH NOTE" Chapter 4
Yumi raced into the apartment with Light in tow, shutting the door behind them. She gasped for breath, leaning against the door with a heavy sigh as Light sat down on the floor and looked around slowly. The apartment was laid out simply, the couch adjacent to the door with the two rooms to either side of the entrace. Behind the couch, the Kitchen was laid out with a breakfast bar and all of the normal accessories most kitchens would have. Well, except for one thing, and that was Haruhi. Haruhi stared as she watched Yumi and some strange half naked man sitting in front of her door. She held the knife she had been cleaning tightly in her hand as she slowly walked around the breakfast bar to see what was going on.
"Yumi? Who is this man? What are you doing with her?" She exclaimed, her rage aparently bubbling to a boiling point. "Oh, my boyfriend!" She said, trying to make up an excuse for her bringing home a strange man. "BOYFRIEND??" Haruhi said. "You really are a pervert!" She yelled, throwing the knife at him. He ducked, his pants spitting and making a loud 'rip' as he ducked for dear life. The knife stuck to the door, pots and pans following it. "How could you take advantage of a little girl like that? She's just an middle school student!" She yelled, grabbing a large glass vase and throwing it at him, glass breaking against the wall. Luckily, she wasn't very good at aim. Yumi was better at sports, while Haruhi was better at cooking and girly things. Yumi suddenly got up, sheilding Light from her Sister. "Boyfriend? I'm not you-" Light began to say. Yumi quickly covered his mouth, Light struggling to explain as Haruhi continued to throw things. Yumi frowned, pulling him into her room and pushing him away. "Stay there.." She said simply, grabbing her laptop.
Haruhi frowned, looking around at the mess. "Damn pervert.. She's only thirteen!" She mumbled as she started to pick up the broken glass from amist the pots and pans that were strewn all over the room.
Meanwhile, Yumi went online, finding a few items of clothing from some stores and shipping it as fast as it could be possible. With Light now shirtless and with ripped pants, she knew that she couldn't just parade him around forever like that. She grabbed some of her pajama pants since they were large and baggy, throwing them to him along with a large shirt. "Put these on.." She said before walking out of the room and shutting the door, looking at Haruhi.
Haruhi yanked the knife from the door and gripped it tightly before looking to see Yumi walk out of her room. "Who was that guy? Tell me the truth.. Why was he only wearing jeans?? He didn't follow you home like the dogs you always bring home, right?" She asked, refferring to the four dogs laying in the kitchen and staring at her. "You have a boyfriend! Why can't I have one?? I mean, you're just going to have to realize that I'm all grown up and there's nothing you can do about it!" She whined, sticking out her tongue. A squeak made yumi and haruhi's heads turn, only to see light standing in her pajamas, the shirt saying "Yaoi for life". "Uh.." Light said, glancing down at the shirt as he held it loosely. "I don't think this is my type.." He said, giving a frown. Yumi just grinned. "That's okay, hunny bun, at least I'm your type!" She said with a smile, grabbing his arm and glancing at Haruhi. "You're not keeping him.." Haruhi said with a grimace.
"But.. He followed me home.. He has nowhere to stay.. He'll be cold and lonely without someplace to stay.." She said, giving a pout as she gave Light a tight hug. Haruhi stopped, looking at light for a few minutes, staring him down. She tried and tried, but she couldn't picture him a terrible person with that yaoi pajama set on. "He sleeps with the dogs on the couch.." She said with a frown, walking over in defeat to the kitchen and grabbed her grocery list from the refrigerator. She grumbled, angry at Yumi, as she headed out the door, her purse starting to fall from her shoulder. "Don't do anything bad to her or I'll cut off your balls.." She threatened before slamming the door behind her, heading off to the grocery store.
Yumi turned her head to Light and finally letting go of him. "Lets go on the porch." She suggested, slipping on her shoes. Light nodded. following her with a sigh as they headed outside. Yumi slid open the glass door and sat on the railing as Light then shut it behind him. He looked at Yumi, patiently waiting for her to say something. Yumi bowed her head. "My lord, so sorry for calling you 'my boyfriend'. It was only to get you out of trouble from that crazy b***h Haruhi. My name is Yumi Suyigami, I pledge to be your servant of as long as I live." Yumi said and before she looked back up to her 'God'.
"Why am I living? I'm supposed to be caught.. I'm dead.. They killed me.." He said, talking fast as he stood there confused, leaning against the wall of the house. "Se-cr-et!" She teased. Light didn't look very pleased, staring coldly at her. "Fine, fine, fine.. I'll show you.." She said simply, taking her note out of the bag she always carried with her. "Life note.." She explained before turning it around and upside down. "Death note.." She shrugged. Light looked shocked, about to touch it. Yumi hesitated for a moment, not wanting him to be able to touch it. She finally gave up, though, letting his fingers brush the edge of it before putting it back into her bag quickly. "Where's the shinigami?" He asked, looking around without noticing her. "That would be me myself and I!" Yumi exclaimed with a grin, getting into his face with a big grin. On her back, two small wings flapped slowly, though they seemed not to be doing anything significant to her. "You??" Light said, a little shocked. "Wow.. Wings!" He exclaimed, reaching out to touch them. "That's strange.."
Yumi stepped away slightly, watching Light. "So.. You brought me back to life? How did you know I was Kira? I mean, that's why you brought me back, right?" He asked, taking a seat on the porch railing. "Well, you could say that.." Yumi shrugged. "I figured it out using my shinigami eyes..." She grinned. "Well, and the internet.. It's really resourceful you know.."
Light sighed softly, looking down at his shirt. "So, uh, last question.. Do you have anything that's not Yaoi that I can use?" Yumi just gave a grin, walking over to open the door, heading inside. "Well, if you don't want yaoi, I guess I can find something.." She said, pretending to be saddened by the fact that he didn't like yaoi. "Well, just so you know, you don't have to sleep with the dogs if I have anything to say about it. Don't mind my sister, she can be a b***h when she's PMSing..." She said simply, throwing him another t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid ". Light stood in the doorway of Yumi's room as Yumi lay on her bed lazily. Just as Light was taking off his shirt, Haruhi burst in the door, carrying an armful of groceries. She dropped them, staring at Light and Yumi in horror. "You.. You.. PERVERT!!" She yelled, running over to him and knocking him down on the floor, stepping on his face as she sat on his stomach. "You're not going to have her bear your children!" She said, strugging with him as she tried to beat him up.
"NOT AGAIN!!" Yumi exclaimed.
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