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“ALRIGHT WHERE IS IT!”
Ichigo cringed, hearing the short tempered girl going on a rampage stomping through the house like Godzilla through Tokyo City.
“Where is what, Sasha?” He asked standing up ready to help find whatever it was she was missing to end her angry outburst.
“THE ONE THING I CANT LIVE WITHOUT!” She shouted angrily.
“A bottle of Midol?” Her friend Tom asked coming out of the kitchen licking a Popsicle.
A vein popped in Sasha’s forehead but she ignored the snide comment.
“A box of Tampax?” Jamie asked hearing the conversation, coming out of the bathroom, tampon in hand offering it to her friend.
Sasha smacked the unwanted item out of Jamie’s hand and it went sailing across the room into the muscular chest of Renji. He picked up the item and gave it a quizzical look. He held it by the string and after a few seconds shrugged and stuffed it in his pocket.
“I know exactly what you’re looking for and where it’s at!” Renji said with a smile.
“You do?!” Sasha asked excitedly.
Renji nodded and went into a closet and reappeared soon with something held behind his back, a big smile on his face.
“The one thing you use every day and can’t live without.” Renji said producing a step stool.
If looks could kill Renji would have been dead, the look could have frozen hell. Ichigo had to hold her back and it took a lot of effort.
“MY PHONE YOU a** HOLE! I MEANT MY PHONE!!” Sasha shouted flailing to get away from Ichigo.
“Renji will help you find it.” Jamie said.
“I will?” Renji asked.
“You will if you want any.” Jamie corrected.
Renji mumbled and asked Sasha where she had been before she lost it.
“Well, first I went to the club, then to the mall and then to the library, then the grocery store and lastly I came back here.”
“Ok then, Tom, you go to the club, Renji, you go to the grocery store, I’ll hit the library, and you two go to the mall.” Jamie said.
“And if any of us finds it we’ll call you!” Tom said “Oh that’s right! You lost your phone!” he said laughing out loud at his own joke.
Sasha started wailing on Tom, finally having escaped from Ichigo only to be dragged away again while he let out an exasperated sigh.
~At the club~
Tom entered the semi darkened building with its upbeat Techno music.
“I think I’ve died and gone to heaven!” Tom said looking around in awe at all the dancing women.
“Watcha looking for good looking?” A busty blond woman asked approaching Tom.
“I believe I just found it!” Tom replied coyly causing the girl to giggle, and Tom to forget about his mission to find his friends phone.
Meanwhile Renji was pacing the isles trying to find a cell phone that could be anywhere in town. Why did he have to look for it? He asked himself. Simple. Cause he wanted to get some later. And that was the only reason why.
“HEEEEEYAHA!” he heard and looked around. But it was too late; he didn’t see it coming in time. A cart slammed into him causing him to temporarily not breathe. When he regained himself he shouted.
“What the hell!!” he looked around trying to find the offender.
“HEEEEEYAHA!” The cry sounded from somewhere behind him and a cart slammed into his back.
Renji looked around angrily and found the offenders. Two children laughing hysterically.
“I’ll kill you!” Renji shouted taking out his sword and chasing the two children through the store until they reached their mother who looked at Renji like he was an animal and did the only thing a mother knows how to do, she protected her children, by kicking Renji in the berries. After that Renji tried to fight back to which the woman responded by twisting his n****e and then having Renji not so kindly escorted out of the store.
Jamie searched through the rows upon rows of books at the library.
“This sucks.” She mumbled reaching the manga section. She looked at the yaoi and saw that they had some she’d never seen before.
“Well, well what have we here?” she said picking one of them up. “Sasha’s phone can wait.” She said settling down and opening the book.
“I hate crowds.” Ichigo mumbled moving closer to the girl.
“I know you do Ichigo, but we can’t leave until I find my phone! My phone is my LIFE!” Sasha said making a pathetically cute pouty face.
“Fine.” He mumbled irritated that he gave in so easily.
Everyone had failed. Renji was sitting in his car staking out the children’s house, because he had followed them home in their car.
“Just you two wait.” Renji said sipping on his coffee.
Tom was getting too much unneeded attention at the club and Jamie plain didn’t care anymore. Ichigo was about to not so kindly suggest giving up when he heard a familiar tune.
“Is that Contagious I hear?” Ichigo asked irritably.
“Uh where?” Sasha asked honestly not hearing it.
Ichigo’s hand went in a place where it shouldn’t have and Sasha stared at him dumbfounded as his hand dug around in her bra. A few seconds later he produced her missing cell phone a vein popping in his forehead.
“Heh-heh…just remember that I love you Ichigo…” she said backing away slowly.
The beautiful blond lay back on the pillows and sighed contentedly pulling the blankets over her body.
“That was the best I ever had. What about you?” she asked with a sigh.
“Me? Oh no, no, no. The best I’ve ever had was with my hand. Nothing compares to making love with myself! When you want the best you have to have the best and that my dear is me!” Tom said.
The woman stormed out of the room angrily.
“What? Was it something I said?” he asked himself innocently.
 xWar Maidenx · Sat Sep 26, 2009 @ 11:05pm · 0 Comments |
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