I ran in to my ex the other day put it in reverse, and hit him again!
If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as will hit them hard.
Friends are Gods way of apologizing to us for our families.
Sometimes we know we shouldn't and that's exactly why we do.
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
It's better to be pissed off then pissed on.
Always forgive you enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
Never put of till tomorrow what you can avoid doing entirely.
I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight.
We are the people are parents warned us about.
No ones a virgin life screws us all.
Guys are like slinkees good for nothing but its funny when they fall down the stairs.
If life hands you lemons, throw them at people.
Everyone keeps telling me the right guy will come around, but I think mine got hit by a bus.
Unique is an understatement, I'm just messed up.
I told my dad I stopped raising hell and he called me a quitter!
Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you! ~It's worse when you think they are out to get you!
I don't suffer from insanity I am enjoying every minute of it.
My mother told me not to talk to strangers I don't talk to myself anymore.
Are there any guys out there who are just NORMAL?!
Hi. I am probably home. Im just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call you back, it's you.
Friends don't let friends dress like hoochies.
Rehab is for quitters.
1. Nothing is as easy as it looks. 2. Everything takes longer then you think. 3. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Lifes a b***h, and then you die.
Lifes a b***h and then you marry one.
I smile because you've all finally drove me insane!
Kid, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
Proud mother of a delinquent child!
When life hands you lemons, bust out the tequilla and salt!
Smile it scares people.
I was playing poker the other night with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people dead.
If payback is a b***h and revenge is sweet then I'm the sweetest b***h you will ever meet.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
If you are what you eat, you're fast, cheap, and easy.
Always smile it makes people wonder what you're up to!
I'm smiling because they haven't found the body yet!
I live in my own little world, but it's okay, they all know me there!
If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different I'd rather be completely ******** mental.
Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to tell you YES!
Stop the world I wanna get off.
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.
Sorry can't talk now. Busy licking the thick white stuff off the top of a long hard thing! WHAT?! You pervert!! Im eating Vanilla ice cream off a cone! GEEEZ!!
Pissing off the system, one cop at a time.
Maybe this world is another planets hell.
Im not crazy Im a teen
Crying doesn't help anything, try your luck with violent mood swings.
Smile tomorrow will be worse.
I'm dark and mysterious and pissed off!
Just because you don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.
When I'm right, no one remembers, when I'm wrong, no one forgets.
I'm sorry, I'm accidentally hitting a guy in a crosswalk sorry.
Were are you going? "Slowly insane".
Sometimes I lay awake at night and wonder 'Just where did I go wrong?' That a voice comes to me and says, 'this is going to take more then one night'.
Embrace the freak that you are!!
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits.
The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem.
Just because I can kill, doesn't mean I can't love.
Be weird whenever you have the chance!
When you are involved in an accident and someone ask's "are you alright?" say back "Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limps and be off".
People think I'm crazy, but actually I'm just bored.
Evil is just live spelt backwards.
It's tough being a teenager. Half the adults are telling you to find yourself and the other half are telling you to get lost.
I don't care what you think of me... it couldn't be half as bad as what I think of you.
I dance to my own band, it doesn't matter if they're a little out of tune.
We never really grow up. We just learn how to act in public.
Driving is fun. Did you ever run over a guy? And then you panic? So you back up and run over him again? You ever notice the second crunch is not as loud as the first? I think it's because the guy already has tread marks on him. But there he is, lying right in front of your car. Might as well run over him again. What're you gonna do this time, drive around him?
I think highways should have a beer lane.
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