: Pick the month you were born:
January- I had sex with February- I slapped March- I murdered April- I looked at May- I masturbated with June- I slept with July- I laughed at August- I stabbed September-I shot October- I made love to November- I wrestled December- I crapped
Now pick the day of your birth
1. A prostitute 2. An Asian 3. Your hot sister 4. A drunken black man 5. Santa Clause 6. A playboy bunny 7. A married mom 8. My stuffed bunny 9. Your mom 10. The Easter Bunny 11. A football player 12. The devil 13. My lettermans Jacket 14. My teacher 15. The Rock 16. A DVD player 17. A pencil sharpener 18. The phone 19. My computer 20. Your house 21. The tape measurer 22. The Lamp 23. The pope 24. Governor Swartenegar 25. Mr. Incredible 26. A transvestite 27. A porn star 28. A Woman with HIV 29. George Bush 30. A tape recorder 31. The printer
Now the THIRD letter of your LAST name
A- Because I like chocolate B- Because I was bored C- Because my pants were on too tight D- Because I am a homosexual E- Because my heart is two sizes too small F- Because I didnt get any presents for Christmas G- Because I like eggs H- Because the world will end tomorrow I- Because I slit my wrists J- Because I dont have a bf/gf K- Because I like football L- Because I was high M- Because I was drunk N- Because my mom told me to O- Because fruit cakes fly P- Because Im lonely Q- Because my parents fight a lot R- Because Im horny S- Because I want to commit suicide T- Because I hate school U- Because I was drunk V- Because I love slumber parties W- Because it calms me X- Because I like brownies Y- Because I like to spoon Z- Because I need to masturbate
Repost with what you got as the title in your next journal entry. n_n
G y p s i e 2 2 3 · Sat Jan 14, 2006 @ 01:13am · 1 Comments |