I just remembered a joke I heard from my middle school history teacher and I wanted tp put it somewhere before I forgot it. If you want to copy it go ahead. Just comment that you like it....Here goes.
A man wanted to learn how to parachute, so he signed up for lessons.
The man did well in his lessons, and on his last lesson where he would finally get to jump from the plane his instroctor gave him a few tips, "you have 10 seconds to open your chute after you jump from the plane. If you don't open in time you die. Open your shute by pulling the cord on your right shoulder. If that doesn't work pull the second cord on you waist, and if that don't work just shout "BUDDHA BUDDHA BUDDHA!!! as loud as you can. Got it? Good. Go!"
As the man fell from the plane he counted down and when he reached 10 he pulled the cord on his shoulder, and when it didn't work either he pulled the cord on his waist which also didn't work. Then he remembered the instructors word and shouted, "BUDDHA BUDDHA BUDDHA!!!" and was surprised when he landed on something. He looked down and saw that he had landed on a giant hand, which began lowering him to the ground. When the man was about 100 feet from the ground and saw that he was going to land safely he uttered, "thank God"
The hand suddenly turned upside-down and splatted the man on the ground.
the end.
 Unlawful Monkey · Wed Jan 25, 2006 @ 12:41am · 0 Comments |
