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Hi.
I’m that Asian girl.
The one you saw a couple years back at school.
Yeah, that one. Of course you know one.
(Or maybe you saw me on the internet?
If that’s the case, stop stalking me.
Seriously. It’s getting old.)
ANYWAY.
Yo.
I’m Kairi.
Or at least that’s what I want you to call me since I’m too stubborn to release my real name unless you find it by accident or I give it to you.
(Or you’re freaking stalking me. If you are, STOP IT.)
I’m the type of girl who acts before she thinks.
And though it rarely applies to my mouth (I usually have a good hold on the thing, but sometimes I‘ll be thinking of what to say, then suddenly I‘ll blurt some random shiz out for no apparent reason), my body is moving before my brain even starts warming up.
I’m the girl you’ll bet on who would stay up all night watching anime, or obsessing over fictional characters from a manga in my head.
(Not at the same time mind you. And if you‘re reading this, Stalker-san: 1) stop reading, 2) grab the nearest toaster, 3) fill your bath tub with water and maybe some bleaching agent if you so deem, 4) plug toaster into nearest outlet to your bath tub, and 5) jump into tub with toaster in hand.
You‘re welcome.
And if you‘re not stalking me, I hope you read warning labels ;D)
Just a girl living her life. She's human, and she's not perfect.
She gave up trying to fit in and/or stand out a while ago. Now she just doesn't care.
She believes that you should always expect the worst in life. You'll be happier when if it turns out good, and unaffected if it turns out bad. ;D
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The B A S I C S?
[] Name: Kairi ;D Or Ukeire. Or U. Or whatever you wanna call me, just don’t make it derogatory, kay? Haha.
[] Age: N/A. (I win.)
[] Gender: I don’t have a peewee for genitals, so that makes me a girl.
[] Location: NO STALKING FOR YOUUU.
The M I S C?
[] Race: Asian. There, I said it.
[] Stereotype: Typical Japanese Cartoon-loving Nerd. In most aspects.
The OUTSIDE of ME?
[] They call me nice.
[] They call me weird.
[] They call me smart.
[] They call me kind.
[] They call me stand-offish.
The INSIDE of ME?
[] I can be nice.
[] I can be cruel.
[] I can be weird.
[] I can blend in.
[] I can be smart.
[] I can be incredibly slow.
[] I can be kind.
[] I can manipulative.
[] I can be stand-offish.
[] I can be your pillar when you need me.
[] I am a stereotype.
[] Ironic, no?
The [&3]s A N D [D:]s?
[&3] FRIENDS.
[&3] FAMILY.
[&3] Manga.
Detective Conan, Naruto, Fairy Tail, One Piece, Claymore, Soul Eater, Kuroko no Basket, Area no Kishi, (pretty much anything mainstream, I like, excluding Bleach for some reason. I don‘t know why, but I don‘t like it.) and I absolutely adore Eye shield 21. I‘m rereading it! You can get me to rant on how much I love this stuff, and that’s pretty hard.
[D:] Mean People
[&3] ART.
I draw and write on a daily basis. It’s either one or the other if I don’t do both. I’m mediocre at best with both, but I love it anyway.
[&3] MUSIC.
To be more detailed, I’ll listen to just about anything that’s middle of the road. I rarely like anything too much of something (i.e.: rap, folk, hardcore screamo) but that doesn’t mean I don’t listen to it.
[&3] NATTO.
[&3] ICED TEA.
[D:] Super sweet entrées.
I don’t know why, I just don’t like them. I guess it’s just me: I can’t have a sweet entrée and then a sweet desert. I prefer savory food, I guess. (LIKE STEAK AND RICE WITH SOY SAUCE ;D *hint hint*)
[&3] ITALIAN FOOD.
[&3] The little moments.
A smile, a laugh, a simple exchange of looks, feeling a presence - I cherish things like that. You know that moment when you’re getting greeted by friends or family? I love that moment. It’s like a little burst of sunshine in your ear canal.
[&3] The Visual Kei style. Just in general.
YOU SILLY GOD DISCO.
[&3] GRAY
[&3] RED
[&3] BLUE
[&3] WHITE
[&3] BLACK
[&3] Quotes~
I love quoting anime/manga (I’m such a nerd) and I’m on YouTube daily. I seriously quote my mom on a daily basis because you just can’t not do it. (“You, too, can have a butt warmer!” Seriously.)
[&3] TV. PERIOD.
I swear, I only watch four channels: Comedy Central, Discovery Channel, HGTV, and Cartoon Network. And each of these channels divided my soul into four and split it amongst themselves.
[D:] Inconsideration!
EWWW. Manners are good, people! Think about others once in a while.
[&3] Great hair
… on a guy really catches my eye for some reason. More than the face does. Is that bad? (I know it is, but to hell with it! If you have good hair, you’ll catch my eye, so watch out.)
[&3] A SENSE OF SARCASM/WIT/HUMOR.
[&3] A NERD IN SOME FORM.
[&3] A contagious smile
… on a guy is always a must. More than the hair, but not as much as the sense of humor/sarcasm.
[&3] Deodorant.
[&3] Daffodils ;D
[&3] Lilies
[&3] Forget-me-nots
[&3] Orchids
[D:] School. (I still go though. I‘m too much of a goody-goody to ditch.)
[&3] NINUFAAA. YOU SEXY- *faints*
Google is your friend.
[&3] SLEEPING IN.
Oh God, yeah. Anyone waking up at three pm and wondering where the day went?
[&3] Gum.
[&3] Internet.
[&3] Pencils that have lead and erasers at the ends.
[D:] My tendency to lose stuff.
[&3] Coke & Pepsi?
Sorry, I’ve always been a Coke person. Pepsi is good too though! I am the type who can tell between the two as well.
[&3] The considerate, hard-working people of the world.
Kudos to you, peeps. You have my admiration.
[D:] Liars, deceivers, etc.
I hate being lied to. I’m not the most trusting person myself, but at least I tell the truth when I must.
[D:] DEADLINES.
[&3] Blueberry muffins!
[D:] My computer’s amazing ability to shut down when I haven’t saved a piece of work.
[&3] Books!
I swear, I have enough books to last for quite some time. I’ve read most of them, and I try to read when I’m in the mood. Recently, it’s been Harry Potter. (Yes, I have not finished it. And yes, I don’t care if you spoil it for me, since I already know how it ends anyway &.& wink
[D:] That “If Miley Cyrus was about to jump off a building…” bull crap.
A human life is precious, no matter how much you dislike the person or their job. To say that you would root for someone’s death is… monstrous. It’s cruel. Because she works for Disney, and is making money off of people who want to hear her (i.e. kids) are not reasons to hate a person. I mean, sure, there are people out there with a genuine reason to hate and/or plot to kill this one girl, but most don’t. They’re just posting this bull s**t because they dislike her! If you DISLIKE someone, you don’t KILL them. ONLY HATE DOES THAT. So stop spreading that s**t around - it’s annoying.
[D:] Ranting about people who post that, “If Miley Cyrus was about to jump off a building…” bull crap.
[D:] Ranting in general.
[D:] Anger.
[D:] Cruelty.
[&3] SMOOTHIES.
[&3] Plush Bats!
I have two - my friends made them for me; I love both the bats and both friends very much.
[&3] Walking.
It’s better for you than running.
[&3] Autumn
[&3] Windy days.
[D:] Rainy days.
I’ve always disliked being wet when I know I should be dry. I used to like watching the rain, but recently I feel hurt whenever I look at it.
[&3] Typing.
[D:] My hand writing.
[&3] Epic facial expressions.
[&3] Saving paper!
[&3] HIRUMA YOICHI. (YA-HAA!)
The former quarterback to the Deimon Devil bats, otherwise known as the Commander from Hell~!! *fangirls*
[&3] HiruMamo?
The previously mentioned man with the motherly figure of the Deimon Devilbats? Kekeke…
[D:] Pain. Ow.
[&3] Caesar salad.
[&3] Cat’s Cradle
Or any string game. It’s very fun ;3
[&3] Love
[&3] Life
[&3] Laughter
[&3] I believe in love. I believe in peace. I also believe neither exist.
I contradict myself in so many ways, I gave up trying to make sense of it all.
[&3] Root beer!
[D:] Annoying people.
Annoying as in an adjective, not a verb.
[&3] Annoying people who I believe deserve to be annoyed.
*cough* My friends, family, and loved ones. *cough*
[&3] Blowing bubbles! ;D
[D:] My temper.
[D:] Battery erosion. ;___;
[D:] That white, flaky stuff a battery gets when it leaks.
Ew.
[D:] Frustration
[&3] French toast!
[&3] A happy piece of toast!
[&3] Flashlights.
[D:] Allergies.
[D:] Talking?
I’m not so good at it. I tend to trip over my words, haha.
[&3] Talking.
But unfortunately it’s fun. Damn.
[&3] Texting, emailing, or IM.
I don’t trip so much.
[&3] Nihongowo hanashimasuka?
私の 日本語は だめです、でも タイプをする事が好きです…
（；－；）… えええ。
[D:] MOSQUITOES.
They like to bite me.
[D:] Fleas.
They like to bite me more. ;___;
[&3] “Edgy” accessories…?
According to the magazine I subscribed to once, (then kept getting because I liked looking at the latest styles… and laughing at them if they were totally stupid) the style I prefer is called, “Edgy”. Whatever that means, they have cute stuff.
[&3] Tare panda!
[&3] Glue sticks.
[D:] The glue that comes in a bottle.
[&3] Photography~
[&3] POKEMON
[&3] DIGIMON.
[&3] Winnie the Pooh ;D
[D:] The sound of metal being rubbed up against each other.
I just can’t take it. Makes me squirm D:
[D:] Squirming.
[D:] Being poked in the boob. (DAISY.)
[&3] Chococat
[&3] Cherries
[&3] Vaseline (cherry flavored!)
[&3] My iPod
My love~! I’m always looking for new songs to put in it. Any suggestions? (Based on the fact you read my interests in music, and/or you saw my playlist on my profile?)
[&3] My Composition Notebooks!
MY BABIES. And in commemoration for mentioning my babies, I will tell you their story: When I was in elementary school, I received a composition notebook from one of my aunt’s birthdays (weird, I know, but my cousins got them too, so maybe not as weird, but still kinda of strange in my opinion). I didn’t really use composition notebooks for school, so I, who was only a year into my drawing interests, (mainly manga/anime-like) decided to use it as a sketch book. And for about a year, I drew in it, and filled in most of the pages, until I was finished (I skipped a couple pages). I then bought another composition notebook, and continued to hone my skills in them for the next five years. I currently have six notebooks filled with doodles and drawings, (all anime/manga/cartoon-like) and I plan to continue until I can’t anymore. THE END.
[D:] My forgetfulness!
[D:] Hard Skittles, Red Vines, etc.
[&3] Cathy’s Book series
I love this series. It’s about this really artistic girl who gets dumped by her hot Chinese boyfriend, and while trying to figure out why, she stumbles upon his secret: he’s immortal, he has immortal friends and family who are also Chinese, and he actually stillkindamaybesorta loves her still. So it’s pretty much about immortal Chinese people, the dramas that come with it, and her doodles are all over the book. BEST BOOK EVER.
[&3] Psychology books.
Especially the ones on the differences between female and male behavior.
[&3] CUCUMBERS.
[&3] Those hairties with the “no-slip” grip thingy.
[D:] Scissors with small finger holds. OWW.
[&3] My idea of life!
LIFE IS CR@P. But hell, it's your piece of crap. Now you have three options with your crap: throw it away and waste it, keep to the side and simply deal with it, or keep it and try your hardest to make it pretty while you can. (Because crap doesn't last forever, you know… even though it always seems to. |:& wink
[&3] My diverse nationalities!
I’m a variety of things, though I’m primarily Asian. In descending order, I’m Japanese, Chinese, Philippino, and Irish/Scottish. The last two were tied equally, though that amount is miniscule.
[&3] Visual Novels.
[&3] BACK-ON
My latest Japanese band obsession. Before it was Gazette, but now it’s these guys. (I went from Visual Kei, which I still love, to J-Rock/Grunge/Rap/Pop/Something.) My favorites songs include Flower, a day dreaming, and Butterfly.
[D:] Reckless drivers
[D:] Calcuators.
[&3] Calculators.
CURSE YOU FOR BEING SO DANG CONVENIENT.
[D:] Facebook.
WHY ARE YOU SO DANG POPULAR, I DON’T GET IT. (Okay, that’s a lie, I do. I’m never on it though… biggrin )
[&3] MY PIKACHU PIGGY BANK.
Be jealous.
[D:] Goodbyes.
I was never good at them. Especially when it’s someone you love, and you have to say goodbye long before they go.
[<3] First Impressions
First impressions mean a lot. When I was on a volleyball team for Physical Education, and my soon-to- be friend and I relished in our team's losing streak: "We're awesome at this. Here, let's make room in the middle of our defenses for that trophy we're so totally going to get." When I first saw Princess Mononoke by Ghibli Studios: "This is the best movie of all time. I don't care what you say." When I had my first piece of Strawberry Mint gum: "...holy sh!t. <3"
 Ukeire · Fri Mar 05, 2010 @ 02:45am · 0 Comments |
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