fun things to say while driving someone elses car (or even your own)
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.
I’m not a pyromainiac, I just like to set things on fire.
dont worry about about the world ending today, its already tomorrow in Australia.
dont talk to me when im talking to myself.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, “Maybe life
isn’t for everyone”
Don’t set yourself on fire… it kinda hurts.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
Jaybeesaur Community Member 
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