Ok so I know it's not right to laugh at other people's misfortunes but this is just pure gold. I've never witnessed something so funny in my entire life. So at school, we have a media class that does the announcements on everybody's TV's in the morning during 1st period. Normally they're boring and nobody really pays any attention to them. Well there's this guy that does the weather and he's kind of strange. He's really book smart but he has absolutely no street smarts. He's very sheltered. Anyway, he started kind of thinking he was a celebrity and announced that he will give shoutouts to people once he finishes reporting the weather as well as sign autographs during lunch. It was ok at first. Nothing unusual happened. On Wednesday my English teacher told him he should stop giving shoutouts and stop signing autographs because someone will take advantage of him. Someone did take advantage of him. Normally, there's so many shoutouts that he has to have a quick credits-like screen go by with all the names. Someone asked him for a personal shoutout to Dixie Normous (d**k's enormous) and in 1st period band we were rolling on the floor laughing our asses off. I felt bad when I went to 2nd period English and he wasn't there. He got suspended or something. I'm not entirely sure whether or not the guy who told him to shoutout Dixie Nourmous got in trouble either. Anyway, I gotta say, you wanna start your day off right? Start it off with a laugh.
Mythril Kain · Sat Feb 05, 2011 @ 12:51am · 0 Comments |