Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.
Men seldom makes passes At girls who wear glasses.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.
Love is like quick-silver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.
The only ism Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.
Love is like quick-silver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.
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