y
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:17pm
next
...stapler
[You]
Report · 11:17pm
...HA
wanna hear it XD?
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:17pm
yeah
[You]
Report · 11:18pm
My friend Dakota told me about this guy...
next topic XD
Ugh NEXT TOPIC!
XD
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:18pm
tell me
[You]
Report · 11:18pm
Nah man XD!
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:18pm
tell meh pleez
[You]
Report · 11:19pm
He stapled his p***s...
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:19pm
O_o...yumm...
[You]
Report · 11:19pm
while it was erected
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:19pm
... ... ...
[You]
Report · 11:19pm
He was masturbating and he thought....why not
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:19pm
the hell
um...candle...
[You]
Report · 11:20pm
kinky >3>
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:20pm
um...keyboard
[You]
Report · 11:20pm
How do you cyber >3>
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:21pm
um...cube
[You]
Report · 11:21pm
a poorly made pocket v****a xD
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:21pm
O_O
uh
um
[You]
Report · 11:22pm
lol xD
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:22pm
CD
[You]
Report · 11:22pm
I'm crying from laughter xD
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:22pm
that was abrupt
[You]
Report · 11:22pm
yes...yes it was. And CD: pocket v****a for a very small p***s xD
I don't suggest it though...
it would probably cut them ._.
oh the blood D:<
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:23pm
um...wow...its not even past midnight and we're having this convo
Cheese Danish...
[You]
Report · 11:24pm
I know xD
...hmmm
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:24pm
ewwwwwww, no! Stop that gravy train!
[You]
Report · 11:24pm
xD
hahaha xD
bow tie :3:3
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:24pm
hanger
[You]
Report · 11:25pm
O_O
NO!
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:25pm
um..bowtie...hee, wrap it like a present
[You]
Report · 11:25pm
NO ON THAT TOO D:
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:25pm
whats wrong with a hanger?
[You]
Report · 11:25pm
...one of the many lunch conversations...
oi...
>_<>_<
Sticky note biggrin biggrin
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:26pm
no, hanger! Spill!
paper cut...down there...
[You]
Report · 11:27pm
If the hamster got stuck in there....how're you gonna get it out >_>
I was thinking of leaving a be back later note xD
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:28pm
O_O
[You]
Report · 11:28pm
yea >_>
The pope
try to make that dirty >_>
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:29pm
um...hah, Catholocism
nuff said
[You]
Report · 11:30pm
XD hahaha
WELL PLAYED!
XD
medicine cabinet :3:3
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:31pm
viagra
[You]
Report · 11:32pm
D:
jar!
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:32pm
yup...limp noodles
[You]
Report · 11:32pm
Wait!
NO!
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:32pm
BAD!
[You]
Report · 11:32pm
not jar!
And ill >_<>_<
no limp noodles xD
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:33pm
tea
how could tea be bad?
[You]
Report · 11:37pm
....you could drug them
kinky, bathroom oriented, death, you name it
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:38pm
got it...cre...no. stopped that right there. Zebra cake!
[You]
Report · 11:38pm
O_O
You darE!
The white filling D:
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:38pm
yeah! Beat that!
dang
[You]
Report · 11:38pm
noooooooo >_<>_<
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:38pm
ritz crackers
[You]
Report · 11:39pm
Stop using my foods D:<
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:39pm
i love ritz! have a whole box in my room. Filthy that!
[You]
Report · 11:40pm
...Well...I put honey on mine...
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:40pm
...ramen noodles
[You]
Report · 11:40pm
shluuuuurrrp
>_>
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:40pm
lightbulb
[You]
Report · 11:41pm
pfft xD
new topic!
xD
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:41pm
yeah!
no, what?
[You]
Report · 11:41pm
no no, move on D:<
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:41pm
no no, back up
[You]
Report · 11:41pm
DO IT D:<
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:41pm
NO
[You]
Report · 11:41pm
XD NO!
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:41pm
Tell meh!
[You]
Report · 11:42pm
it's so bad XD XD XD
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:42pm
tell me
i'll tell you when i deny
[You]
Report · 11:42pm
xD
stick the light bulb...in the pancakes...and see if it lights up from the heat xD
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:43pm
O_O
[You]
Report · 11:43pm
laughing so hard right now xD
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:43pm
so bad...
[You]
Report · 11:43pm
i kknnnooowww xD
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:43pm
um...colored pencil
[You]
Report · 11:44pm
haha xD
ummm
there are just so many colors xD
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:45pm
and?
[You]
Report · 11:45pm
a metaphor for women xD
12 pack
24 pack xD
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:45pm
dont get it
[You]
Report · 11:46pm
each pencil is a different woman xD
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:46pm
okay...hat!
[You]
Report · 11:46pm
I'm feeling scarlet today....how bout you >3>
A hat could catch something naughty biggrin biggrin
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:47pm
...earring
[You]
Report · 11:48pm
p***s piercing . 3.
orrrr
clitoris piercing . 3.
both will lose feeling biggrin biggrin
everybody wins biggrin DDD
XD
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:51pm
BAD
[You]
Report · 11:51pm
biggrin biggrin
book :3:3
nO!
um...mouse :3:3
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:52pm
the animal or the computer one
[You]
Report · 11:52pm
compu....animal . 3.
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:54pm
animal testing...like the snake japanese story...animals willl die if they consume...heh
[You]
Report · 11:54pm
Ugh D:
well done xD
flip flop :3:3
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:54pm
O_O...flip flops are done in a thong fashion
[You]
Report · 11:54pm
._. ....kinky
Web Cam! biggrin biggrin
WOAH!
NO!
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:55pm
Credit card
yeah, what now?
[You]
Report · 11:57pm
"How would you like to pay for this?" "Credit please." -he slides it in her cleavage- "Oh, I'm sorry sir, it didn't register." -she turns around and he slides through her butt cheeks- "Thank you, come again." -the man walks out smelling his credit card-
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:58pm
O_O
[You]
Report · 11:58pm
._.
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:58pm
you are a horrible thinker...SUCIO!
[You]
Report · 11:58pm
what-now > biggrin
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:58pm
but i love you still XD
[You]
Report · 11:58pm
yay XD
so happy for that XD
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:58pm
bicycle
[You]
Report · 11:59pm
69 . 3. to get this, you'll have to think about it a bit
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:59pm
AGH! BAD!
[You]
Report · 11:59pm
> biggrin
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 11:59pm
apple
Today
[You]
Report · 12:00am
Y'know those pigs with the apple in their mouth
yeeeeaaa >3>
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 12:00am
how is that bad?
[You]
Report · 12:00am
the pig isn't wearing anything...is he >_>
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 12:00am
but thats not that bad comparatively
pigs never wear anything anyway
[You]
Report · 12:01am
this is a metaphor for a person silly XD
specifically a guy xD
and you eat the "pig" after it's done cooking XD
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 12:01am
so you're gonna lay down naked with an apple in yo mouth?
[You]
Report · 12:01am
and no >_>
no no...none of that :3:3
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 12:02am
um...eye drops
[You]
Report · 12:02am
pre c**
too easy =3 =
well it's midnight xD
clock ^_^^_^
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 12:04am
hee
um
yearbook
[You]
Report · 12:04am
You didn't answer mine .-.
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 12:05am
rhymes with something
[You]
Report · 12:05am
ohhhh xD
people write some kinky things in yearbooks >_>
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 12:05am
plastic bag
[You]
Report · 12:06am
-in a bedroom somewhere in vermont- "shhhhhh shh shhh. There ya go....go to sleeeep. Gooood. Now it's time for the fun...heh heh."
._.
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 12:07am
with a plastic bag?
[You]
Report · 12:08am
he used the plastic bag to make the man go unconcious
....then came the fun
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 12:08am
oh...two men too?
hah, came
[You]
Report · 12:08am
xD haha
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 12:08am
pringles
[You]
Report · 12:09am
O3O
hA!
XD
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 12:09am
i just thought something bad. what do you have?
[You]
Report · 12:10am
you know how the pringles are folded in so they can stack right?
the concave portion of the chip usually has a lotta salt
soooo...if ya want some of the salt....lick it off or bite down >:3
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 12:12am
hee...i was thinking about the logo. Once you pop the fun dont stop XD
[You]
Report · 12:12am
hahahahahah XD
ABSOLUTELY XD
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 12:12am
raaaaape
glitter!
[You]
Report · 12:14am
It gets everywhere if there isn't anything to contain it in :3:3
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 12:15am
hah! kinky
[You]
Report · 12:15am
xD haha
headphones :3:3
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 12:15am
put them in some other holes...the vibrations...
[You]
Report · 12:15am
XD HAHA!
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 12:16am
Sunglasses
[You]
Report · 12:16am
hides the tiredness in your eyes after some adventures in the bedroom biggrin biggrin
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 12:17am
straw
[You]
Report · 12:17am
instead of catching with your mmmooouuuttthhh ^_-
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 12:18am
yummm XD
poptart
[You]
Report · 12:19am
It's stiff, and has a yummy filling :3:3
flashlight
i posted too love :3:3
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 12:22am
shine it through one end, see it out the other
i just posted in keyblade...srry ish kinda long
[You]
Report · 12:23am
ahhhh D:
XD
Oh, i'm gonna love this biggrin biggrin
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 12:23am
XD
cardboard box
[You]
Report · 12:24am
POORLY made pocket v****a XD
[Tyler Crum]
Report · 12:25am
um...chopsticks
[You]
Report · 12:30am
i gotta ttyl for a little bit. I'll be back biggrin biggrin
oh, and dildos for small v****a :3:3
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> biggrin
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