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1. Men are like Laxatives - they irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.
3. Men are like Blenders - You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
4. Men are like Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
5. Men are like Commercials - You can't believe all they say.
6. Men are like Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
7. Men are like Government Bonds - They take soooooooo long to mature.
8. Men are like Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
9. Men are like Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright.
10. Men are like Parking Spots - All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
 Angel of Ice · Fri Apr 14, 2006 @ 11:52pm · 1 Comments |
