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School starts in four days. Oh summer, where hath you gone? Three months is not enough time. I demand more vacation time! But who will listen to me, a lowly freshman? I an not looking forward to 9th grade, not at all. My friends are thrilled, but I am so not. I miss elementary school, if you can believe it. I met my best friend in 3rd grade, and I haven't seen her since 6th grade graduation. And my other friends from elementary aren't my friends anymore. It's depressing. BTW, I made some new gaia friends, Takiel Valchrist and BluenDye. There from an rp I joined a while back. This is something I read in Takiel's gaia journal: 88 fun things to do at Walmart ^~*(UPDATED)*~^ 1. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
2. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
3. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
4. Wave to the people in the security cameras.
5. Hold a Spiderman vs. Power Rangers action figure duel in the toy department. Take bets on who will win.
6. Take a really cheap item ((like a dollar or something)), and pay with a hundred dollar bill at the checkout. Insist that's all you're carrying.
7. Walk really slow in front of people when you're in the thin isles...
8. Take a nap in the bedding department.
9. Take one of the bikes for a "test drive" through the aisles.
10. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"
11. Pick a person to be your "target". Follow them wherever they go, keeping a safe distance of a few feet.
12. Every time the person at the checkout scans an item, shout, "BEEP!" loudly. DO. THIS. FOR. EVERY. ITEM. If the cashier protests, huff and say, "fine!". Grab your stuff and go to another line.
13. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return them. When they say you didn't buy them there say "The customer is always right dammit!!" Make a scene.
14. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.
15. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "Come Robin, to the Batcave!"
16. Climb things.
17. Find random items on the shelves and ((randomly!)) throw them into neighboring aisles.
18. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, ((works best if it's a couple holding hands!)) run between them yelling "Red Rover!"
19. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. ((ie Flabbertastic!))
20. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
21. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
22. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.
23. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.
24. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
25. ((Girls only)) Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"
26. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
27. Play with the automatic doors.
28. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
29. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
30. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
31. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
32. TP as much of the store as possible.
33. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
34. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.
35. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
36. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. ((With or against their will.))
37. Take pictures of products in the store. ((I did this with some friends once and we almost got kicked out...))
38. Do the above, saying things like, "this'll look GREAT in our store catalogue!"
39. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
40. Two words: "Marco Polo"
41. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
42. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. If other employees ask for proof that you're a staff member or threaten to throw you out, shout something like, "I'M YOUR CEO GODDAMITT! I'LL HAVE YOU FIRED!"
43. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
44. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."
45. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
46. ((Male)) Go to the aisle with the tampons, and have stern look on your face, as if your making a decision. Soon, ask other shoppers on their oponion.
47. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
48. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
49. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
50. Nonchalantly test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
51. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
52. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
53. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
54. In the food aisle, pretend like there's a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out "Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was the biggest cockroach I've ever seen, I think it was pregnant!!! Hey look, there's another one!!!" Then Repeat.
55. Hit on 5 year olds.
56. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
57. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.
58. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.
59. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
60. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.
61. Start pocketing any and all free samples.
62. Excessively use anything thing that says "Try Me".
63. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.
64. Fake a really disgusting sneeze, and use other customer's sleeves to wipe yourself off.
65. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.
66. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
67. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as you're walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as your can.
68. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department
69. Put lingerie in the men's department.
70. Walk up to a lady and calmly say "Help me. The voices in my head are telling me to do naughty things." Then clap your hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming "NO!!! I DON'T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO NO NO NO!!!!" Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the eyes, and Calmly say "I...will start...a fire..." Run away laughing madly to the electronics department.
71. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
72. Act like your about to cry and ask people "Have you seen my mommy?"
73.Grab 24 boxes and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 74.Set the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off in five minute intervals. 75.Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restrooms. 76.Walk up to an employee, and in an official tone, say, "Code three in Housewares" and see what happens. 77.Go to the service desk and put a bag of M&Ms on Layaway. 78.Move a "Caution, Wet Floor" sign to a carpeted area. 79.Set up a tent in the camping department, and tell other shoppers your sleeping over; invite other shoppers if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department. 80.When a clerk asks if they can help you, say to them, "Why can't you people just leave me alnoe?". 81.Look at a security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 82.While handelling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the c;erk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 83.Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible" 84.While in the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" with different sized funnels. 85.Hide in a clothing rack, and when people browse throgh, yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!". 86.When an announcement comes on over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and yell, "NO! It's the voices again!". And finally, 87.Go into a fitting room and close the stall. Wait a while then yell loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!!". 88. Hide in the cabinets in the furniture departments, and when someone walks by, jump out and yell surprise!!
Takiel's journal is filled with funny stuff like that. He's a hoot. It's fun to read his journal. Whoa, it's past two am. I have got to start practicing going to bed earlier. Otherwise I'll screw up my highschool life before I got started. O-yasumi nasai
kiki212 · Fri Aug 18, 2006 @ 09:32am · 0 Comments |
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