Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked February--I loved March--I smoked April--I humped May--I choked on June--I murdered July--I did the Macarena with August--I had lunch with September--I danced with October--I sang to November--I yelled at December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a Mexican 6-------a gangster 7-------my cell phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best fr iends' boyfriend 10-------my neighbor 11-------my science teacher 12-------a banana 13-------a fireman 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 19-------myself 20-------a baseball bat 21-------a ninja 22-------Chuck Norris 23-------a noodle 24-------a squirrel 25--- ----a football player 26-------my sister 27-------my brother 28-------an ipod 29-------a permanent marker 30-------a llama 31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that! Black-----------because that's how I roll. Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual. Red------------because the voices told me to. Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want ! Green---------because I hate myself. Purple---------because I'm cool. Gray----------because I was drunk Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars. Orange-------because I hate my family. Brown--------because I was high. Other-------because I'm a ninja. None--------because I cant control myself!
Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line and forward to your friends. And don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you.
i had lunch with....my cell phone......because im cool like that
i had lunch with....my dog......because the voices told me to.
i murdered... a stuff animal... cause i was drunk.
I did the Macarena with...a squirrel...because that's how I roll.
I Did the Macaren with......a gangster...becuase the voices told me too!
LOL this is funny I choked on a ............phone................because that's how I roll.
I smoked....myself....becuse I hate myself. Wow! I'm an emo kid!! >.<
I did the Macarena with... a monster... because I'm sexy and I do what I want ! Im sexy?!
i smoketh a squirrel because im sexy and i do what i want...oO *blink blink* squirrels are smokable? OO *tries to smoke a squirrel*
i yelled at...a fireman...because thats how i roll.
I loved....my science teacher....because I'm sexy and I do what I want !
I choked on...a homeless guy...because I was drunk!
I danced with...a phone...because thats how i roll.
I did the a squirrel because I'm cool like that.
I did the Macarena with..a permanent marker..because I hate myself.
i yelled at mexican because im sexy and i do wat i want
I loved myself because I am sexy and I do what I want. O.o
PrincessTecna · Tue Sep 26, 2006 @ 08:05pm · 2 Comments |