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Woo! I am soooo happy! I killed the stalker bug!
Seriously, it's been after me since Thursday o.o;. See, how it all started was that we were on the bus to go to a game. I felt something land on my leg, and I thought it was a dead leaf, so I picked it up between my middle and index fingers. Well, then I felt something move on my finger! I looked down and BAM! HUGE bug, right there! I screamed, and threw it in the air, but it shocked me since I wasn't really expecting it. It went flying, and some people started laughing xD.
Well, I didn't see where it landed, and after a few minutes forgot all about it. I got bored, and wanted to listen to some music, and I moved some of my stuff and BAM! There it was! On my seat! I screamed, again, from shock. The coach got a napkin and got it out of my seat. Normally, I don't car about bugs, but this thing, was just plain nasty... and big 0_o.
When we got to the school our team was gonna play at, me and the rest of the cheerleaders hung around at the bleachers to pass time. Some of the girls had been going up and down the bleachers. Well, I was hyped up on sugar, and ran all the way to the top. Well, when I got to the top step, I saw the bug (These bleachers had like a cover over it for rain or something, I dunno... but anyway, it was up against that thing)! I swear to God, we stared at eachother for a second and then it flew full throtle at my face! Again, I flippin' screamed, this time from frustration. Trying to dodge that idiot thing, I pivoted around and nearly fell down the bleachers! Luckily, I was left alone for the rest of the day.
You think that's all, don't you?
So did I.
But no.
Oh no. It just couldn't leave me alone.
After I ate dinner tonight, I went to the bathroom to brush my hair, since I got it all tangled up, and right when I entered the bathroom, guess who I saw? You got it! Stalker Bug! I glared at it, and then yelled "AHH! It's that stupid bug again! Where is the stupid fly swatter?! I am going to kill it once and for all!" My mom got all confused, but then my brother started laughing, since I only told him about it. I went and got the fly swatter, stomped back to the bathroom and killed it! I kept swatting it to make sure it was dead, while all the while yelling out in victory "Ha! Die you stupid bug! DIE!!!!!" At which, my brother started laughing over xP.
Ok.... so maybe that was a bit overboard and dramatic, but c'mon. This thing was stalking me! I hated that thing! Making me a laughing stock around everyone, and almost making me fall down the bleachers?! I say it should die... xD xP
 Inuyasha_fan_girl_1 · Wed Oct 11, 2006 @ 05:34am · 0 Comments |
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