I'm going to be writing a story and posting it here soon. Keep posted!
Subj: story
Date: 11/22/2006 8:51:14 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Spicychikin705
To: Spicychikin705
Ys0Afraid [7:33 PM]: men
Ys0Afraid [7:33 PM]: pph
Spicychikin705 [7:33 PM]: but he stands up and rushes back into the alley where another man is
Ys0Afraid [7:34 PM]: o so he's gay
Ys0Afraid [7:34 PM]: lol
Spicychikin705 [7:34 PM]: =0
Spicychikin705 [7:34 PM]: don't make my man gay
Ys0Afraid [7:34 PM]: jk
Spicychikin705 [7:34 PM]: !
Ys0Afraid [7:34 PM]: srry
Spicychikin705 [7:34 PM]: I love him
Spicychikin705 [7:34 PM]: !
Ys0Afraid [7:34 PM]: i couldn't retain myself
Spicychikin705 [7:34 PM]: it would break my heart to leave him1
Spicychikin705 [7:34 PM]: ...but not yet
Spicychikin705 [7:35 PM]: hehehehe it was funny though
Spicychikin705 [7:35 PM]: points to you!
Ys0Afraid [7:35 PM]: anyway
Ys0Afraid [7:35 PM]: ............
Spicychikin705 [7:35 PM]: NEways
Spicychikin705 [7:35 PM]: so they start fighting
Ys0Afraid [7:36 PM]: wierd y?
Spicychikin705 [7:36 PM]: so I go to where my things are and I start picking them up
Ys0Afraid [7:36 PM]: logical
Spicychikin705 [7:36 PM]: and
Ys0Afraid [7:36 PM]: .............
Spicychikin705 [7:37 PM]: I notice that there's blood on the ground where that one guy was
Ys0Afraid [7:37 PM]: which one?
Spicychikin705 [7:37 PM]: the one who hit me
Ys0Afraid [7:37 PM]: ok
Spicychikin705 [7:37 PM]: henceforth labeled man A
Ys0Afraid [7:37 PM]: can you make your font bigger?
Spicychikin705 [7:38 PM]: yeah
Spicychikin705 [7:38 PM]: better?
Ys0Afraid [7:38 PM]: yes thanx
Ys0Afraid [7:39 PM]: so
Ys0Afraid [7:39 PM]: man A......
Ys0Afraid [7:39 PM]: all bloody now?
Spicychikin705 [7:39 PM]: yes, man A
Spicychikin705 [7:40 PM]: so I pick up my stuff and say to him/them
Spicychikin705 [7:40 PM]: "Hey!"
Spicychikin705 [7:40 PM]: And they both freeze!
Ys0Afraid [7:40 PM]: dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
Spicychikin705 [7:40 PM]: and man A turns looks over his shoulder at me
Ys0Afraid [7:41 PM]: the plot thickens
Spicychikin705 [7:41 PM]: and the other guy runs and jumps up a fire escape
Spicychikin705 [7:41 PM]: and the night
Spicychikin705 [7:41 PM]: man A meanwhile
Spicychikin705 [7:41 PM]: turns his complete body around and faces me
Ys0Afraid [7:42 PM]: duuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
Spicychikin705 [7:42 PM]: and he's looking at me extremely intensly
Ys0Afraid [7:42 PM]: dun dunnnnnnnnn
Spicychikin705 [7:42 PM]: half rage, half desperate
Spicychikin705 [7:42 PM]: and he takes a step foward
Spicychikin705 [7:43 PM]: then winces and clutches his side
Spicychikin705 [7:43 PM]: he moans in pain and coughes
Ys0Afraid [7:43 PM]: uh oh
Spicychikin705 [7:43 PM]: when he looks back up at me
Spicychikin705 [7:44 PM]: there's some blood dripping down his mouth
Ys0Afraid [7:44 PM]: ew get on with it
Spicychikin705 [7:44 PM]: =(
Spicychikin705 [7:44 PM]: NEways
Spicychikin705 [7:45 PM]: he takes another step towards me and doubles over in pain
Ys0Afraid [7:45 PM]: aw
Spicychikin705 [7:45 PM]: and he falls on the ground just before I lose conciousness
Ys0Afraid [7:46 PM]: what so you're both stuck there?
Ys0Afraid [7:46 PM]: dead-like?
Spicychikin705 [7:46 PM]: hold on
Ys0Afraid [7:47 PM]: hurry
Spicychikin705 [7:47 PM]: okay
Spicychikin705 [7:47 PM]: so I wake up in a very warm and comfy bed
Ys0Afraid [7:47 PM]: whoa
Spicychikin705 [7:47 PM]: all be myself
Spicychikin705 [7:47 PM]: by*
Ys0Afraid [7:47 PM]: all clothes present
Spicychikin705 [7:47 PM]: yes...but they're not mine
Spicychikin705 [7:48 PM]: strange pajamas!
Ys0Afraid [7:48 PM]: WHOa
Ys0Afraid [7:48 PM]: WHOA
Ys0Afraid [7:48 PM]: WHOA
Ys0Afraid [7:48 PM]: things are done differently in Britain
Spicychikin705 [7:48 PM]: hahahaha
Spicychikin705 [7:49 PM]: so everythings kinda blurry
Ys0Afraid [7:49 PM]: yeah ok
Spicychikin705 [7:49 PM]: brb
Ys0Afraid [7:50 PM]: NOOOOOOOOOO
Spicychikin705 [7:50 PM]: back! =)
Ys0Afraid [7:51 PM]: yay
Ys0Afraid [7:51 PM]: go on
Ys0Afraid [7:52 PM]: now
Spicychikin705 [7:52 PM]: okay
Spicychikin705 [7:52 PM]: so
Spicychikin705 [7:52 PM]: then I remember the alley and man A and I sit up in panic
Spicychikin705 [7:53 PM]: Where am I? I think as I get out of bed
Spicychikin705 [7:53 PM]: I'm wearing a nightgown
Ys0Afraid [7:53 PM]: dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Spicychikin705 [7:53 PM]: just so everyone knows
Spicychikin705 [7:53 PM]: =)
Ys0Afraid [7:53 PM]: ok
Ys0Afraid [7:53 PM]: not my kind of pjs
Spicychikin705 [7:53 PM]: I like them
Ys0Afraid [7:53 PM]: but ok
Spicychikin705 [7:53 PM]: threy're fun
Spicychikin705 [7:54 PM]: but yeah
Ys0Afraid [7:54 PM]: keep going with the story
Spicychikin705 [7:54 PM]: it's a long nightgown and it swishes
Spicychikin705 [7:54 PM]: so yeah
Spicychikin705 [7:55 PM]: I begin running around
Spicychikin705 [7:55 PM]: and don't notice my surroundings
Ys0Afraid [7:55 PM]: ok
Spicychikin705 [7:55 PM]: such as the fireplace and lug-jer-ious surroundings
Spicychikin705 [7:56 PM]: there are two doors
Spicychikin705 [7:56 PM]: so I pick the one on the left
Ys0Afraid [7:57 PM]: ooooooooooook
Spicychikin705 [7:57 PM]: and try to open it!
Ys0Afraid [7:57 PM]: k
Spicychikin705 [7:57 PM]: but trying is vain for it is locked!!!!!!
Ys0Afraid [7:58 PM]: well crap
Spicychikin705 [7:58 PM]: so I try the one on the right
Spicychikin705 [7:58 PM]: and it's a bathroom!
Ys0Afraid [7:58 PM]: en la dereche
Spicychikin705 [7:58 PM]: a hu-mon-go bathroom
Ys0Afraid [7:59 PM]: well that doesn't help explain the situation
Spicychikin705 [7:59 PM]: =D
Ys0Afraid [7:59 PM]: get on with it you take too long
Spicychikin705 [7:59 PM]: like my story so far?
Ys0Afraid [7:59 PM]: yes
Spicychikin705 [7:59 PM]: hey! I wouldn't be talking
Spicychikin705 [7:59 PM]: you took like 2 minutes per sentence
Ys0Afraid [7:59 PM]: my story didn't take this long to explain
Spicychikin705 [7:59 PM]: anyway
Ys0Afraid [7:59 PM]: no
Spicychikin705 [8:00 PM]: yes
Spicychikin705 [8:00 PM]: anyway
Ys0Afraid [8:00 PM]: just finish i want to know how your man a gets your heart
Spicychikin705 [8:00 PM]: I go back to the room and
Spicychikin705 [8:00 PM]: stop it!
Spicychikin705 [8:00 PM]: you're ruining the story
Spicychikin705 [8:00 PM]: it's romantic!
Spicychikin705 [8:01 PM]: so wanyway
Ys0Afraid [8:01 PM]: ok see now you're taking too long
Ys0Afraid [8:01 PM]: type faster or something
Spicychikin705 [8:01 PM]: Alecia's making me go places
Spicychikin705 [8:02 PM]: anyways
Spicychikin705 [8:02 PM]: I find a large window
Spicychikin705 [8:02 PM]: so I pull the curtains back and find
Spicychikin705 [8:02 PM]: the latch
Ys0Afraid [8:02 PM]: BOXERS!!
Ys0Afraid [8:02 PM]: o
Ys0Afraid [8:02 PM]: ok
Spicychikin705 [8:02 PM]: and I open the window and shove the screen out
Spicychikin705 [8:03 PM]: and when I look down I see the gorgeous lawns of a mansion
Spicychikin705 [8:03 PM]: but I'm in panic mode
Spicychikin705 [8:03 PM]: so I step out of the window
Spicychikin705 [8:03 PM]: onto the ledge
Ys0Afraid [8:03 PM]: WEEEEEEEE
Ys0Afraid [8:04 PM]: vertigo
Spicychikin705 [8:04 PM]: when I hear something from inside the room
Spicychikin705 [8:04 PM]: a man has just come in from the door on the left and he has spotted me
Ys0Afraid [8:04 PM]: dunnnn dun du du dunnnnnnnnnnnn
Ys0Afraid [8:04 PM]: ok
Spicychikin705 [8:04 PM]: so he starts rushing over
Spicychikin705 [8:05 PM]: and I accidently get my nightgown caught in the window
Spicychikin705 [8:05 PM]: so I pull really hard and the window shuts and the nightgown rips
Spicychikin705 [8:05 PM]: so now it's really short
Ys0Afraid [8:06 PM]: whoo hoo!
Spicychikin705 [8:06 PM]: =)
Spicychikin705 [8:06 PM]: and so I start running along the freezing roof
Spicychikin705 [8:06 PM]: and it's snowing
Spicychikin705 [8:06 PM]: and suddenly I slip
Spicychikin705 [8:06 PM]: brb
Ys0Afraid [8:07 PM]: oh yeah i forgot about the freeze a** cold
Ys0Afraid [8:07 PM]: aw
Spicychikin705 [8:13 PM]: bakc
Spicychikin705 [8:13 PM]: back
Spicychikin705 [8:13 PM]: so yeah
Spicychikin705 [8:13 PM]: where was I?
Spicychikin705 [8:14 PM]: Yessica?
Ys0Afraid [8:15 PM]: still here
Ys0Afraid [8:15 PM]: i was re-reading what was already written
Spicychikin705 [8:15 PM]: oh
Spicychikin705 [8:15 PM]: good
Spicychikin705 [8:15 PM]: that means you like it right?
Ys0Afraid [8:15 PM]: keep going
Ys0Afraid [8:15 PM]: yeah
Spicychikin705 [8:15 PM]: where was I?
Spicychikin705 [8:16 PM]: oh yeah
Spicychikin705 [8:16 PM]: I slipped on the roof
Ys0Afraid [8:16 PM]: your gown was ripped and it was freeze a** cold
Spicychikin705 [8:16 PM]: in my extremely short freeze a** pajamas
Ys0Afraid [8:16 PM]: hott
Spicychikin705 [8:16 PM]: =)
Spicychikin705 [8:16 PM]: anyways
Spicychikin705 [8:17 PM]: so I'm slipping towards my death when I see the man come onto the roof and carfully make his way over to you
Spicychikin705 [8:17 PM]: I mean me
Spicychikin705 [8:17 PM]: ???whoa
Spicychikin705 [8:17 PM]: ?
Spicychikin705 [8:17 PM]: hahahahahaha
Spicychikin705 [8:17 PM]: anyways
Ys0Afraid [8:17 PM]: what was i doing there?
Spicychikin705 [8:18 PM]: practicing your flying
Ys0Afraid [8:18 PM]: i must have been getting the pop corn
Spicychikin705 [8:18 PM]: so yeah
Spicychikin705 [8:18 PM]: I get a grip on the ledge as I go over and hold on for dear life
Spicychikin705 [8:18 PM]: meanwhile
Ys0Afraid [8:18 PM]: im still waiting for the pop corn
Ys0Afraid [8:19 PM]: i hate slow microwaves
Spicychikin705 [8:19 PM]: I look at the window
Spicychikin705 [8:19 PM]: hahahaha
Ys0Afraid [8:19 PM]: ok
Spicychikin705 [8:19 PM]: in front of me
Spicychikin705 [8:19 PM]: and there's man A
Ys0Afraid [8:19 PM]: dun
Spicychikin705 [8:19 PM]: standing in the window
Ys0Afraid [8:20 PM]: i figured as much
Spicychikin705 [8:20 PM]: staring wide-eyed at me in me "skivies"
Spicychikin705 [8:20 PM]: hahaha
Spicychikin705 [8:20 PM]: you're funny
Spicychikin705 [8:20 PM]: So man A starts to back away
Spicychikin705 [8:20 PM]: never taking his stubble featured face off of mine
Ys0Afraid [8:21 PM]: aw crud yell for him or something
Ys0Afraid [8:21 PM]: his face is on u?
Spicychikin705 [8:21 PM]: suddenly I spot the other man getting closer
Spicychikin705 [8:21 PM]: no! =D
Spicychikin705 [8:21 PM]: hahaha
Ys0Afraid [8:21 PM]: to u or him?
Ys0Afraid [8:21 PM]: the other man...
Spicychikin705 [8:21 PM]: to me
Ys0Afraid [8:21 PM]: ok
Spicychikin705 [8:21 PM]: man A is inside
Ys0Afraid [8:21 PM]: ok
Spicychikin705 [8:21 PM]: man B is on the roof
Ys0Afraid [8:21 PM]: i get it
Spicychikin705 [8:22 PM]: okay
Ys0Afraid [8:22 PM]: i wonder what he was doing there :-
Spicychikin705 [8:22 PM]: so I start to inch my way along the roof because I don't want to fall and kill myself
Spicychikin705 [8:22 PM]: but I don't want man B to get me either
Ys0Afraid [8:22 PM]: naturally
Spicychikin705 [8:23 PM]: when man A opens his large window and snatches me by the waist and pulls me inside
Ys0Afraid [8:23 PM]: wooo!
Ys0Afraid [8:23 PM]:
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