Christmas Eve rolled around soon enough, and everyone at the local Harem house busied themselves decorating the headquarters for the festive holiday. Rumor had spread that Rychi had went to the big man in red, asking for the G man himself, and hope fueled the energtic ferver that completed the mudane dask of tinseling the tree in ten minutes flat.
"Do you think Santa will actually bring him? I mean, we've been asking since 2000 something, and not once did he ever come" mentioned a particularly sweaty man sporting a very peculiar wet thong.
"I don't know. Maybe. It would be nice, then I could give my blow up doll a break" surmised another Haremite as she chewed lazily at an old tin can, occasionally taking a break to spit out blood that came from the cuts she, without doubt, recieved from the rusted metal.
"Ew. How can you eat those things?"
"I don't know honestly. I just like the sound"
"And pain"
"Yeah. That too."
The two, however, were quickly interrupted, as several other members of the harem congregated in the main room as they admired the handy work of all the members.
"ooh" "aah" "It's okay"
Just then, as the fire roared in the background, knocking was heard at the front door. Rychi, who had been snuggled up in a corner reading a conspiracy theory on the Zurg alien invasion, rose and went to answer the door.
"Hello! And Merry Christmas! How is everything for the lot of you?"
"Fine, I guess. Is there something I can help you with?"
"Oh no. Just a package for :Gino's Harem and Guys for Gino?"
Silence.
Within seconds, the hundreds of faces that filled the various rooms of the headquarters building swarmed towards the door and produced an unison sound.
"Yes?!"
"Just sign here please. But be careful, what ever is in that thing, is alive." The postman said cautiously as he took back his pen and whistled in a couple of helpers to bring in an extremely tall wooden crate.
"What do you think is inside?"
"I don't know..."
"We should open it!"
"Yeah! Let's open it!"
Rychi, whistled quite loudly and quickly gathered the attention of all her fellow members.
"We're not opening it until Christmas morning. Like the rest of our presents. Besides, whatever it is, it's prolly tranquilized..."
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And the comment about the pain.... *snort* What, did you look up my previous posts or something (like I did. I'm such a stalker, I swear)? XD OMFG~
"That and you like the pain."
"Yeah, that too."
XDD *glomp*