Reno, Rufus, Rude, and Tseng, were playing D&D. Their characters were in a dungeon fighting a monster till this happened. Tseng is the Dungeon Master (DM).
Reno: Alright! I got a good hit in! Hey Tseng, did I kill the monster?
Tseng: No
Reno: What?
Tseng: You killed Rufus instead.
Everyone was looking at the battle chart and Reno's character was behind Rufus's.
Rufus: But... 2 minutes into the game and I am already dead?
Tseng: Yup.
Rufus gets furious and glares an evil glare at Reno.
Reno: What? You knew I had a crossbow. It's not my fault your character was too stupid to move out the front of it.
Rufus: TOO STUPID TO MOVE!?! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WERE GONNA USE YOUR CROSSBOW? YOU WERE BEHIND ME. ARE YOU BLIND? I WAS STANDING LIKE 5 FEET FROM YOU! HOW COULD YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SHOOT THE MONSTER THROUGH ME? I'M NOT MADE OF THIN AIR YOU KNOW!
Rude: ..........
Reno: oops?
Rufus: OOPS!?! OOPS!?! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO CREATE THIS CHARECTER? 3 HOURS! IT TOOK ME 3 HOURS TO CREAT THIS CHARECTER! AND FOR WHAT? FOR YOU TO STAB HIM IN THE BACK WITH YOUR CROSSBOW IN 2 MINUTES INTO OUR GAME!
There was a 30 second silence.
Reno: Can I feed the monster?
Rude: With what?
Reno: Rufus's dead character.
Rufus: Great. First you kill me then you want to feed the enemy my body?
Reno: Yeah. You won't need it any more.
Rufus gives Reno an evil glare.
Rufus: That's it. I hate this game. I quit.
THE END!
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