december 24, '06
It's Christmas Eve everybody, and that means one more night and it's time to start unrwapping like crazy. This year, we didn't put up a Christmas Tree so it doesn't feel as joyous and as christmasy as it usually does. But lets get one thing straight, WHO IS SANTA? I mean the odds that he leaves on Christmas Eve Night to deliver presents, and visits everyone's house in the entire world in one night is really crazy. It seriously can't be done can it? So that's why I have an incredible theory right now...SANTA USES ALIENS SPACESHIPS. Yes that's right, right now on Gaia, it may seem like santa and the Zurgs are enemies, but I think that secretly they are teaming up. The Zurg lend Santa a super powerful spaceship for delivering presents, and in return Santa plays along with the Zurgs kidnap to make them look powerful and scary. Of course, that IS just a theory but think about won't you?
Kids are screaming for their parents, but no one comes, who could be causing all this mess? Well this is another theory of mine, and yes I'm sorry that this has nothing to do with my life right now. There is only one answer, The Grinch is a costumed Zurg. We all think of the Grinch as just Jim Carrey in a costume and makeup, and of course fake hair but how do you know there isn't a real Grinch out there? My theory is that, THE GRINCH WAS THE FIRST EVOLOUTION OF THE ZURG/ALIENS. The Grinch didn't like Santa and Christmas, but he LOOKED like he was all joyous in the end of the movie. But that is a MOVIE, maybe the real reason the zurg kidnapped Santa is because they thought that their first leader, The Grinch, never forgave Santa and liked him so they are trying to get rid of him as revenge for The Grinch. I'm not sure if there are any forums out there that may include these theorys, but they are MY theory. Merry Christmas, And A Happy New Year! And may you look out for who knows when the grinch would come?
 k a y k e ii · Sun Dec 24, 2006 @ 07:15pm · 0 Comments |
