I was a magician before this, warming up a crowd in Las Vegas. I was proud of myself for getting as far as I did in my career.... The only thing I knew how to do, after all, was pull rabbits out of my hat. But the rabbits were very different. Some were black, some were white, some held objects; once I even pulled out a rainbow-bunny. But, when I was trying to get a shadow-rabbit out of my hat that day, I accidentally called up my own shadow, and it covered my face. The wand had broken, I discovered, before my act and now I look like this. But three words had been uttered from my mouth after this blunder: "Where's the rabbit?"
Madame Tequila-chan · Wed Jan 17, 2007 @ 11:10pm · 5 Comments |