The Rebellious Teen (Im)Purity Test
100 questions. Add up your "yes"
Scoring is at the end of the test.
Have you ever made out with the opposite sex?: Yes.
The same sex?: yes.
Someone you weren't in a relationship with?: no.
Have you done anything that qualifies as 'almost sex'?: no.
Have you lost your virginity?: no.
To both genders?: No.
Had sex in a public place?: No.
Have you cheated on someone?: no.
Been cheated with?: yes.
Looked at/bought/DL'd/watched porn? I've seen some
Do you take birth control/carry condoms around?: no.
TOTAL: 4
Have you smoked cigarettes more than once?: yes.
Used weed or other natural substances, like shrooms or salvia?: no.
Used hard drugs? No.
Used needle drugs or inhalants? No.
Used prescription pills to get high?: no.
Bought drugs?: no.
Sold drugs?: No.
Introduced someone else to their first drug?: no.
Overdosed?: No.
Been in rehab or in trouble with the law for drugs?: No.
TOTAL: 1.
Do you listen to hard rock, metal, punk, or grunge?: Yes.
Have you been to a real rock/metal/punk concert?: yes.
Have you moshed, headbanged, or slam-danced, or do you often?: yes.
Are you or have you been in a rock/metal/punk band?: No.
Have you had complaints from neighbours for loud music?: yes.
Do you rave, or have you been to one?: No.
Does your music typically contain screaming or lots of profanity?: Alot of my music does
Does your music typically talk about anarchy, crime, suicide or drugs?: Most of it does.
TOTAL: 6
Have you drank hard alcohol?:
Do you drink often?:
Have you taken shots?:
Have you thrown up from drinking?:
Have you passed out?:
Have you played drinking games?:
Was your first real drink before the age of 15?:
Have you woken up not remembering the night before?:
Have you done anything sexual while drunk that you wouldn't have sober?:
Have you ever paid a stranger to buy you booze?:
TOTAL: 0
Have you shoplifted?: Yes
Have you gone joyriding or broken into someone's house?: yes.
Used a fake ID?:
Have you done real graffiti (other than bathroom stall notes)?: yes.
Any other kind of vandalism, like mailbox baseball or breaking a window?:
Been naked or drunk (or both at once) in public?:
Are you/have you been in a street gang?:
Packed a weapon?: yes.
Caused a fire, car accident, or other dangerous situation?: yes.
Ever been arrested?:
TOTAL: 5.
Have you failed a class?:
Been suspended?:
Been expelled?:
Cut class?: yes.
Cussed out a teacher, humiliated/pranked them, or vandalised their stuff?:
Stolen from someone's locker, or put something nasty in it?:
Held or participated in a protest at school?:
Got into a fight at school?:
Done drugs at school?:
Deliberately offended or humiliated the principal?:
TOTAL: 1.
Have you gotten piercings in places other than the ears?: Yes
Have you dyed your hair unnatural or unusual colours?: Yes.
Have you gotten any tattoos?:
Have you ever had a mohawk, dreads, liberty spikes, or other odd hairdos?: yes.
Cut your own hair or shaved your head?:
Do you wear dark or unusual makeup? (or any makeup, if you're male): Yes
Do you wear any unusual accessories (like bunny ears, fangs, armwarmers)?: Yes.
Do you ever dress slutty, gothy, punk, raver, gangsta, artsy, hippie, etc.?: Yes.
Do you usually sag your pants, wear chains or spikes, or wear all black?: Black, black and more black.
Do you like to make or modify your own clothing?: yes.
Do you break the school dress code often?: Yes. XD
TOTAL: 9.
Have you ever been in juvy or prison?:
Have you been the victim of a violent crime?:
Have you committed a violent crime?:
Have you ever almost died?: Lots of times!
Do you have any mental illnesses?:
Is your family a dysfunctional mess?: Yes.
Have you attempted suicide?: Many a times
Have you ever self-mutilated or had an eating disorder?: Yes.
Have you ever had a substance habit?:
TOTAL: 3.
Ever snuck out of the house or snuck someone in?: Yes.
Ever had a party while your parents were out?:
Ever steal from your parents?: Yes.
Ever crash your parents' car?:
Run away?: Yes.
Been grounded for a month or more?: Yes.
Been caught by your parents in the act of doing something illegal?:
Been caught by your parents while doing anything intimate with someone?:
Had a parent say you couldn't hang out with a certain person?: Yes.
Had a parent toss (search) your room/backpack/car?: Yes.
TOTAL: 6.
Ever skinnydipped?: Yes!
Set something large on fire?: Yes.
Stapled yourself?: yes.
Jumped into water with all your clothes on?: Yes.
Played a well-planned, huge, public practical joke on someone?:
Ridden or raced in shopping carts?: Yes.
Streaked?:
Danced on a table Coyote Ugly style?:
Stayed up for two or more nights in a row on purpose?: Yes.
Set off illegal fireworks?: yes.!
Made mass amounts of prank calls at once?: yes!
TOTAL: 8.
Find your score:
0% - 10%: Impossible. I'm surprised you're even old enough to read this.
11% - 20%: Pretty da*n innocent. I say you need more internet exposure.
21% - 30%: Pretty sheltered...you go to church, right?
31% - 40%: OK, this is acceptable - you might still be young. Go party.
41% - 50%: You've played it a little safe, but still have a lot of fun.
51% - 60% - There we go, you're the average rebellious teen.
61% - 70%: You can party. Either that, or you just have lots of problems.
71% - 80%: You're experienced in the art of rebelling, that's for sure.
81% - 90%: Damn, you might actually wanna slow down...
91% - 100%: How on earth are you still alive? You've actually done it all.
Your score?: 42
Kaotic at The Disco Community Member 
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