hi i'm xoxolovebunny and i 'm here to tell you about the life of being a playboy .
Part 3 The newbeis
if we have a new girl or little bunny that's what we call them she would be paired put with a big sister who has more experience, the big sister would teach her every thing she needs to know to be come a playboy bunny.
#1. first you must learn how to carry trays of food lots of food .
#2. you learn to flirt with the guys this helps you to get tips for being so sweet to them .
things to do touch them on the shoulder alot to show that you like them , pay more attention to them than anyone else . tell them things like "i ve been bored all day i'm so glad you guys are here to cheer me up ". or '' hi there handsome , big guy sexy which ever you chose wanna cold one?" if your coustmer turns out to be a female and she happens to be lesbian heres another line you can use '' i 'm in the mood for kidey beans limma beans lesbians '' but say the lesbians part slowly . like friend says '' i'm gay for the money "
any way i don't use that one because i'm not a lesbian i'm not gay for the money not that there's any thing wrong with that sweatdrop lol , it's just i don't wanna confuse people that's all . '' it's like if you walk up to a cop for help and he tells you he's not a cop ''. you'll probably say '' your wearing a cop's uniform!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream any how names of drinks for example sex on the beach we tell our newbeis don't be alarmed if a guy asks you for sex on the beach he just whats a drink that's all mrgreen
names of drinks
sex on the beach:a cocktail made of vodka peachschapps(Archers peach tree, dekuyper, canberryjuice,and orangejuice).
safe sex ont he beach:a similar cocktail without alcohol made of canberry juice grapefruit juice and peach nectar.
i' ll have more but i have to go for now bye .please leave a comment
p.s arigato kiyoharu kun daijoubu da? atama ga itai deus ka? don't worry i'm here for you
 xoxolovebunny · Sat Mar 10, 2007 @ 08:56pm · 1 Comments |
