Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, Stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack got horny, Jill got corny and now they have a daughter. Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high, unzipped his fly and Jill said "Ooh, I wanna."