Since winter's nearly ending everyone around me seems to have a really bad case of cabin fever, I've decided to make a list of all the dumb things I've seen. 1.) In gym (we're playing hockey), Ryan kept picking stick fights with the goalies and Bruno, one of those picked goalies, got fed up with him and went after Ryan with his stick like an executioner with an axe. Ryan did the same thing me and I nearly shoved the stick up his a**. 2.) During my Histpry class, Karen (who's a frienmd of mine) was looking through her backpack and found that someone had stuffed a package of cornbread into one of the pockets. Thomas asked if he could have it and the cotnbread ended up being tossed aroun the room while occasionally being hurled at the chalkboard. The package broke after hitting the board one too many times and then I watched as my History teacher became a living volacano. 3.) Kenny and a few other guys dared Ryan to slide down one of the lunchtables and into one of the trashcans. And he actually did it. Th only reason I found out about this was that Kenny was trying to explain to my Italian teacher why he had this huge scratch on his arm. Ryan had slid down the table too fast and the trash can had gone up Kenny's arm, scratching him. 4.) After one of our church classes, there was this big rush to get to the door and Drew and alex didn't want to wait. So Drew opened a window (our church is on ground level) and jumped out. Alex followed him right after. 5.) Kenny used five sleep holds on Ryan in one day and by the end of the day, Ryan was stumbling around like he was drunk. 6.) Shana walked into Algebra class wearing a sign on her shirt that said "She is crazy. She put drugs in my milk. Stop the voices. Stop the voices." With an arrow pointing at mOira. 7.) I was doing my research paper when I started smelling burning plastic. So I started looking around the house and when I walked back into the dining room (that's where my desk is), I saw smoke coming out of my monitor. I totally flipped and just dumped the thing outside in the snow. Thankfully, a friend of mine was throwing out his old computer and instead of throwing the entire thing out his fourth floor window (that's what he does, don't ask me why, that's just the way he is) he gave his monitor to me and just threw the modem and keyboard out instead of the whole package. 8.) I watched as Michael thre his modem, keybopard and mouse out the window. It sounded like a bomb went off when the modem landed. It was all funny until his dad ran over the pieces with his car. Oops.
Like I said, really bad cabin fever over on the east coast. All the snow is starting to drive everyone nuts over here.
Ryu Redwings · Fri Mar 18, 2005 @ 01:06pm · 0 Comments |