GET A PENCIL AND PAPER BEFORE YOU START THIS - JUST HOW GHETTO ERES??
1. You've ever used an album cover as a dustpan.
(5 points)
2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street.
(10 points)
3. You had a "senor que vende elotes" in your neighborhood.
(5 + 8 extra points if he lived in your house!)
4. If you ever had to pick an extra hole in your belt.
(3 points for each)
5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school and you lived half a mile or more away.
(5 points)
6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.
(5 points)
7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.
(5 points)
8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go seek, freeze, tag, Red light/Green light, Duck Duck Goose, or El Cu cuy.
(2 points each)
9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man who would push a cart up and down your block.
(5 pts + 5 extra if he was your dad's compa)
10 If you or someone in your immediate family refers to "Mc Donalds" as "Madonas".
(5 points)
11 If you've ever run from the police, by foot or car.
(5 points + 5 if you got away)
12 If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove or counter top.
(5 points + 15 if you still do it)
13 The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape.
(5 points)
14 If you have ever used any of the following:Brute, 3 Flowers, AquaNet, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, Faberge, or any cologne or perfume from the Swap Meet.
(1 point each):
15 You've ever used your mom's or dad's deodorant because thats all that was in the bathroom cupboard.
(5 points + 5 if youve used Avon deodorant)
16. You haven't been to the dentist in more than 5 yrs.
(5 points or 15 if youve never been to one.)
17. Youve ever been hit by a "chancla" or "sinto."
(10 points)
18. If you have a Tia or Tio whos name in spanish translates to either a tree or seashell in English (example: Tia Pino= Pine Tree, Tia Conchita= Seashell.)
(5 points)
19 You've ever worn "chanclas" to the grocery store or mall. (5 points)
20 If youve gone to "el estadio" to watch a soccer match with 5-8 family members and you were in a 4-seater car.
(5 points)
21. You speak spanglish.
(5 points)
22 You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat.
(5 points)
23 Your child or baby bro or sis drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by rubbing it on your shirt.
(10 points)
24. You have a family member with any of the following nicknames; Chino, Travieso, Traviesa, Panson, Gordis, Payaso, Guerro, Guerra)
(10 points)
25 You've ever left a family party with more than 1 plate of carne asada, frijoles, carne molida, etc.
(5 points)
26 Youve been to a quincenera or boda that has ended with fights between family members.
(5 points, + 10 if the boda or quince was in Mexico!)
27. If the neighborhood you grew up with routinely had graffiti.
(10 points)
28. You have gone cruising on Highland Ave or Whittier Blvd (Southern Kali baby!!!)
(15 points)
29 You would use *69 religiously.
(10 points)
30 You have a tia or tio that calls your house but when you answer the phone and say hello they respond, "Quien habla?"
(20 points)
31 If you are going to have to use a calculator to add your points.
(25 points)
-- Now the totals...
0 - 50 points - I guess you were raised in the suburbs
51 - 80 points - A bona fide ex-hood rat
76 - 140 points - You is a GHETTO REINA or REY!
141 points or more - DAMN!!! DID YOU WRITE THIS SURVEY O QUE???
FORWARD AND PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BOX SO PEOPLE CAN SEE HOW GHETTO YOU REALLY ARE!!
(Modified by AXG)
i am the angel of death Community Member 
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