Welcome to Hotel Disappointment!
Glad you chose to stay with us tonight. Why don't you take a look at our avaliable rooms? Hmm, yes... One queen-sized, mediocre bed sure to give you many sleepless nights on your stay. Then we have the alarm clock which never has the right time and will always go off hours earlier or later than requested. Fun! The mirrors in the bathroom is likely to be cracked and the faucets will most likely not work. Hope the toilet flushes! Room service is always hours tardy and don't bother complaining to managment because she sucks big ones! She will disappoint you, and you will come to hate her. Have a nice stay and good bye.
mrgreen
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