I will move this here.
(since some of you people seem to care about my life SOOO much)
Penny Weekly
A couple nights ago Penny recently picked up the habbit of cutting herself that she thought she had ended two years ago. The razors had ben hidden in her bedroom for a long time, but they were barely used because she was so afraid of people realizing what she was doing and sending her to another counselor or something. So things just got worse and worse and eventually she realized that she didn't even care, because being sent to a counselor has become a joke to her. The razors she used came from the razors meant to shave hair off your legs with. They were torn apart to be fit for cutting. At first they barely worked, because she was using the side meant for shaving, but then when she tried the other side that is not meant to come in contact with your skin, the razors worked like a charm. It was very satisfying for her to watch the blood ooze out of her skin, but sadly it was a little messy.
Penny doesn't like her dad for reasons that can not be known to the public. Penny's mom judges all of her friends and is nosey and apparently has control issues or something. Penny's mom also contsantly complains about being fat, but Penny's mom never loses any weight, Penny does instead. Penny claims that she does not want to lose muscle and become skin and bones, but what Penny claims she wants couldn't possibly be what she wants, so who really cares what that crazy b***h says?
Nobody knew about Penny's problems besides Penny, so they just assumed she didn't have any problems. It's ok though, she can take it. She may be smooshed, but she is still alive and we're all curious to find out what we will have to do to get her to die.
Penny has also recently admitted to liking girls. Penny has admitting to not believing in God for a long time now, so this is obviously a fast trip to Hell (because Hell and God have DEFINATELY been proven to exist, especially with all that science and all those other religions and stuff). Many people are asking the same question: WHY does Penny like girls? Well, a common theory is that it's because boys don't like her. Some people think it's disgusting that Penny likes girls and some people think that girls liking girls only happens in porno; so technically if Penny's life was a movie it would be a porno movie. A really messed up, bloody, depressing, porno.
Stay tuned for next week! Remember everybody, I am simply here for YOUR entertainment.
Pinny Nickels · Thu Apr 26, 2007 @ 12:13am · 5 Comments |