there was a man at a beach tanning nude
a little girl goes up to him and he covers himself
she asked the man what is that?
he said its a bird
the man falls asleep
the man then wakes up 32 minutes later in a hospital
the police and doctors were in the room and asked do you remember what happened?
the man said: well when i was at the beach i was tallking to this little girl but thats it
the police says: well we asked the girl her side of the story and she SAID!!!!!!
I PLAYED WITH THE MANS BIRDY
IT SPIT AT ME
SO I BROKE ITS NECK
BURNED ITS NEST
AND SMASHED ITS EGGS.
moral of the story?
DONT LIE TO LITTLE KIDS!!!
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