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Did the links take you to a meditation site aimed at turning you into a piggy lover? Well, animal lover, really.
-Leaves a link to a paid download page for the extra content detailing how they met (prequel)-
Fifty bucks gets you access to so much bonus content! After all, we both have to eat! Being performers isn't easy!
How can you not know the reason behind my so called dairy "addiction?!" In case you forgot how we met, you adopted, if not purchased me, to be a part of your family. Unfortunately, you wanted to eat me, so you fed me stuff that only fattened me up, so I'd be extra meaty. No important nutrients, only filler. The vet who saved me prescribed me stuff to make up for your neglect of me. But that's another story for another time (paid dlc). And yes, I have a prescription from the vet for my dairy needs.
Not so fast! You knowingly put your ice cream carton in MY diet fridge knowing I couldn't tell the difference due to my pig intelligence. Keep in mind that while we do have a shared fridge, I only keep my veggies there. Plus, I couldn't access your personal fridge even if I wanted to due to your extensive security measures like lasers, fire traps, and who knows what else.
-Pries open the case file-
Case is far from solved! That, and we need to get you help for your spice (seasoning) addiction. It's a laundry list but we will help you yet while doing our jobs!
Since I'm a piggy, I can't tell the difference between yogurts because I can't read Hooman! Plus, how could I have bought it? After all, only Hoomans use money and shiny cards with funny chips inside. Let's not forget the vet keeps a close eye on me to make sure I stick to my diet, too.
Spice as in the seasoning, what else?! According to your bank records, you order a whole pallet of numerous spices off of Amazon. Why so much?
Have you forgotten the ice cream was Ben & Jerry's non dairy ice cream? You said dairy ice cream, yet you're lactose intolerant and buy dairy ice cream? emotion_jawdrop Besides. this piggy is on a diet, and the doc (vet) said to have yogurt instead.
Are you sure it’s not your own breath you smelled?! I did a little digging around and asked peeps around you if they noticed anything different about you lately. Guess what they told me? They told me and documented moments you spoke with your dealer of hot spices for a fix. Why are there multiple money transfers from your account to your dealer’s?! Let’s not forget how anxious you are without the spice like now.
Some foods and food flavorings shouldn't mix like ice cream and the hot and heavy spices you go gaga for otherwise, and chocolate and mint! Why would I torture myself with such a unholy combination?! Plus, my sensitive snout could never tolerate spicy ice cream anyway. Besides, you have all the signs of someone who just started using heavier spices!! That's how it always starts: something spiced, then you need a harder spice. For shame!
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That’s hardly a surprise since I not only like vanilla flavored yogurt but I like to reuse yogurt containers as well like the strawberry yogurt container you saw. The three Rs: reduce, recycle, and reuse! Besides, who else enjoys super spicy vanilla ice cream?! YOU!!
You seem to forget that I always place my yogurt above your ice cream, which you always place on the bottom. Plus, you have a habit of leaving the ice cream cartons open. I can't help but drool whenever I see my fave yogurt. Of course, my drool dripped down to your open ice cream cartons. I'm a piggy, so I can't help myself.