The Undiniable Rules of Nicole
1. You must love her unconditionally... Or ELSE.
1A.DO NOT PISS NICOLE OFF.
2. Nicole is always right.
3. If you disagree please see rule number 2
4. Complaints are death wishes, so expect torture.
5. Life is short; eat your desert first.
6. Words are weapons of opinion, so watch what you say.
7. Jessica is confusing, don't try to understand her.
8. If rule #7 confuses you please refer to rule #2.
9. If you still disagree with #2 then refer to #4.
10. If Nicole is ever wrong,run.
11. Steven and Jessica belong STRICTLY to Nicole.
12. So sharing is NOT optional
14. I doubt you noticed the number is wrong.
16. Still haven't noticed....
17. If you say you did notice and say I counted wrong please refer to rule #2
18. Touch Nicole's food without permission, expect to be bitten or worse.
19. If food is offered, TAKE IT!!!! You may never get another ounce of gracious charity ever again.
20. If you still dare to take without her permission or decline her food you will be bitched at either way.
21. Nicole is always right no matter how wrong she is.
22. Nicole is always right no matter what because Jessica said so.
23. And because Jessica said so it is even more confusing.
24. Nicoles bubble space is Nicoles bubble space.
25. You HAVE no bubble space around Nicole.
26. Do not touch Nicoles bubble.
27. Pink is not a color but an abomination.
28.DO NOT touch Nicoles stuff without permission.
29.Nicole is strange,and confusing,so don't question it.
30.if you disagree please refer back to rules 1 to 29.
31.Nicole is cute so you can't deny her.
32.Nicole does not take pitty
33.Nicole does not give pitty
34.So Just don't b***h
35.If you disagree please check rules,2 and 4.
36.Nicole rarely shares
37.you MUST share with Nicole
38.YOU are Nicoles entertainment
39.what Nicole wants,Nicole ALWAYS gets.
40.Nicole is pretty
41.Nicole is smart
42.Nicole is the best
43.Nicole is all these because Jessica said so
44.If you disagree please have yourself checked into an asylum
45.Steven and Jessica are not to be messed with.
46.If you disagree,you have just signed your death warrent.
47.Nicole does not take s**t because she doesn't give it.
48.Nicole is not weak so you MUST fear Nicole.
49.Nicole is undeniable
50.If you disobey,expect the absolute WORST.
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'I am the girl thats far from perfect,I believe in whats impossible,and I won't change for anyone,but I'm still changing the world one person at a time.'
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