Funny Stuff XD
- I know karate and about 930 other dangerous words.
- If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, 'cause if you just stood ther and yelled BANG, I dont think you'd kill too many people.
- Closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths.
- Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- 'It's always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!
- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really, who likes lemons?
- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
- When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
- Love your enemies. It pisses them off.
- I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain...I need that.
- Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice?
- Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.
- Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- You have one advantage over me: you can kiss my a**. I cant.
- I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.
- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
- Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
- The one who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on.
- Since light travels faster than sound, it explains why people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
- Money isn't everything- there's Mastercard and Visa too.
- Behind every successful man there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
- The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... so why learn in the first place?
- Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet
- I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework
- Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you
- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. The rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up
- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth while
- If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
- What's another word for thesaurus?
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