About
Hi! I'm John Sargent Knowlton III! I'm a junior at Plant High School in Tampa, Florida. I enjoy making fun of movies (no matter how awesome they are), bumming around at my friends house, eating all of my friends food whenever I'm at their house (It takes a lot of energy to keep my large body moving), Magic: The Gathering, and fighting (the kind with fists, not words. I have no time for that kind).Likes:
Megaman
Advance Wars
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Reading
Spicy Food
Dragonboating
Werewolves
Pirates
Mah friends!
My trusty fireplace pick (I've slain many a vermin with it)
Dislikes:
Bland food
My sister
Being bored
People who think FF7 is the best thing ever
Vampires
Dragonboating (again)
The ninja scourge D<
Arguing with people that think like a brick wall
Religion:
Pastafarian (Just kidding, I'm a WASP)
Favorite Food:
The souls of the innocent (or the not-so-innocent)
Favorite Drink:
Irn Bru (It's the most hardcore soda EVAR.)
Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral (aka, apeshit crazy)
Motto:
My name is legion, for we are many.
Status: Single
Quotes:
Well I'll be dipped in nacho cheese! Somebody put the damn kid in charge!
You're a handsome boy. I LIKE you!
Don't make me take my belt off.
When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!!!
I'm going to violence all over you now.
Thanks for visiting my profile!
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More of an /a/ or /x/ guy, myself.
I'm really bored though.... I haven't gotten any presents yet.