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BWAHAHAHA RANDOMNESS!

Forewarning, everything below this is from many many years ago and I am going to soon change everything and delete most of the bullcrap. I was an obnoxious child, I know that.









IM REALLY SORRY IF MY PROFILE GIVES YOU COMPUTER SEIZURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!D:




IF YOU HATE ME, GOOD FOR YOU!! YUU THINK WHUT U WANT!!

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beware he gunna kill juu >>;3
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EDLEDLEDLE -squaks- -demon noise-
NOTICE!: perverted child i am ;D
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^^^^^^^^^^^^ MY FAVORITE BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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and thats a silly otter dancing, enjoy it.

the greatest thing about that otter, is that right now, its wiggling perfectly to the beat of Walk, by Pantera






THINGS GET TO DARN OLD EVERYONE WANTS A CHANGE OF SCENERY EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE EVEN IF U DONT LOOK AT IT !!!!!

DO OR DIE YOUL NEVER MAKE ME BECAUSE THE WORLD WILL NEVER TAKE MY HEART GO AND TRY YOUL NAVER BREAK ME WE WANT IT ALL WE WANNA PLAY THIS PART I WONT EXPLAIN OR SAY IM SORRY IM UNASHAMED IM GUNNA SHOW MY SCAR GIVE A CHEER FOR ALL THE BROKEN LISTEN HERE BECAUSE ITS WHO WE ARE IM JUST A GIRL IM NOT A HERO IM JUST A CHILD WHO HAD TO SING THIS SONG IM JUST A GIRL IM NOT A HERO I! DONT! CARE!
[<3 dat song :3]


DONT HOLD ME UP NOW! I CAN STAND MY OWN GROUND! I DONT NEED YOUR HELP NOW! YOU WONT LET ME DOWN DOWN DOWN!
DONT HOLD ME UP NOW! I CAN STAND MY OWN GROUND! I DONT NEED YOUR HELP NOW! YOU WILL LET ME DOWN DOWN DOWN!!!!

SHOW ME HOW TO LIE YUR GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME TURN IT ALL AGAINST THE ONE ITS AND ART THATS HARD TO TEACH ANOTHER CLEVER WORD SETS OFF AN UNSESPECTING HERD AND HAS U STEP BACK INTO LINE A MOB JUMPS TO THEIR FEET!!!

MY FAVOURITE SONG!!! BY MOST ALL TIME FAVORITE BAND!!! THE TROOPER BY IRON MAIDEN!!!!!!!
You take my life but I'll take yours too
You fire your musket but I run you through
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'd better stand there's no turning back.

The bugle sounds - the charge begins
But on this battlefield no one wins
The smell of acrid smoke and horses breath
As I plunge on into certain death.

O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ohhh!
O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ohhh!

[ i copied and pasted that lolz]




OMFG I DIE FRUM THIS SONG!!!
[id appreciate yur input]
SWEAT BABI SWEAT BABI SEX IS A TEXAS DROUGHT U ND ME DO THE KINDA STUFF THAT ONLY PRINCE WUD SING ABOUT SO PUT YUR HANDS DOWN MY PANTS AND I BET YOULL FEEL NUTS [not in my pants!] YES IM SISKEL YES IM EBERT AND YUR GETTING 2 THUMBS UP YOUVE HAD ENOUGH OF 2 HAND TOUCH U WANT IT ROUGH YUR OUTA BOUNDS I WANT U SMOTHERED WANT U COVERED LIKE MY WAFFLE HOUSE HAS BROWNS COMIN QUICKER THAN FEDEX NEVER REACH AN APEX JUST LIKE COCACOLA STOCK YOU MAKE ME RISE AN HOUR EARLY JUST LIKE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
[do it now]
YOU AND ME BABI NT NUTHIN BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE THEY DO IT ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL [do it again now] YOU AND ME BABI NT NUTHIN BUT MAMMALS SO LETS SO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!
biggrin to lazy to finish the song X3

now im too lazy to type more.....:3 please have a bttr day than im having biggrin [wich should be easy]


R.I.P. MICHAEL JACKSON,LES PAUL, AND BILLY MAYES!!


YOU TAKE MY LIFE BUT ILL TAKE YOURS TOO, YA FIRE YUR MUSKET BUT ILL RUN YA THRU, THE BUGLE SOUNDS THE CHARGE BEGINS, BUT ON THIS BATTLEFIELD NO ONE WINS. [<- greatest song ever]




CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

A bit of stuff you might not care about~

first of all id like to adress someone who just made my day, the ******** who hacked me.today, i already had a horrible day, and i decide to visit an old favorite place to find ALL MY s**t IS GONE, along with other stupid stuff D:<

if you have noticed that i have been online in the past month or so, pleeeease pm me because it wasent me D: .....i lost everything :c




WELPERS, ITS FALLLLL FALL INTO LIFE, FALL INTO LOVE, FALL INTO THE WONDERS OF THE NEW DAYS TO COME. MEMORIES SHALL BE MADE, GOOD AND BAD, BUT KEEP THE GOOD ONES CLOSE IN MIND TO REMIND YOU OF HOW WONDERFUL THINGS CAN BE smile MARYLIN MANSONS COMING TO EAT YUR FACE OFF



MY PURPOSE ON THIS EARTH, IS TO ANNOY THE s**t OUT OF YOU

ANNOYING THE s**t OUT OF PEOPLE SINCE 199*

Is there truly hope for all of us? no. [<- OH BOO YOU LITTLE PESSIMIST, OF COURSE THERES HOPE smile ]

I HAD NO HOPE, BUT MY ANGEL CAME TO ME smile I LOVES HIM

Are we human ..or are we dancer? ...were monsters....

IN THE YEAR 2012 DECEMBER 12TH A MASSIVE SWARM OF GAY n****e EATING BABIES WILL COME FOR YUU IN THE NIGHT

DRUNK PEOPLE ARE THE MOST FUXXIN HILARIOUS PEOPLE EVER

ITS FUNNY UNTIL SOMEONE GETS HURT, THEN ITS FUXXIN HILARIOUS!!

IM NOT SHORT, IM FUN SIZE!! ..okay im both

NOT ONLY ON WEDNESDAYS

THE GAME

YOU JUST LOST IT

IM SECRETLY OBESE!!! which means, to the people around me, i appear to be a skinny short chick whos as lazy as a FAT MAN WITH AN UNLMITED SUPPLY OF TWINKIES!!!!

GUSHERS HAVE SO MANY MEANINGS!!!

TV ROTS YUR MIND, COMPUTERS DECAY YUR EYES

ROTTEN.COM IS THE PORTAL TO THE NASTIES ON THE INTERNET, BUT TYPE IN RANDOM WORDS ON GOOGLE AND LOOK FOR RANDOM WEBSITES, THAT WILL GIVE YOU EVEN MORE HORROR!!
[ midget.com]

top three most disturbing things on the internet: Tubgirl, 2 girls 1 cup, and goatse

I HAVE MONSTERS HIDING UNDER MY BED [moster energy drins that is!!]

D. GRAY-MAN IS ONE OF THE MOST FUXXIN AMAZING ANIMES EVER!!

THE TWILIGHT ZONE IST AWSOMES [BUT TWILIGHT SUX HAIRY BUFFALO BALLS]

SMAWSOMES = AWSOME

dasus gewd = thats good

heeheeheh = lol

cala mi tatis = utter confusion

NO ONE CAN CRITICIZE THE CLOTHES OF A HOBO, THEY FUXXIN ROCK!!

D: my favorite flannel is at wookies.....and his gay dogs had sex on it...

IM REALLY BORED D:

YUR MOM!! DER MUTTER!!!

you bore my a** off... see -points- there it is on the floor -.- ...bisnitch..

THE URBAN DICTIONARY EXPLAINS LIFE, JUST LET THE KIDS READ THAT, THEYLL TURN OUT ALRIGHT. [NORMAL IS STUPID]

SKITTLEZ COOKIES AND COWS RULE THE WORLD

COWS GO QUACK, DUCKS GO WOOF, DOGS GO MEOW, CATS GO BOW CHICA WOW WOW, AND CHICKENS GO MOO!!

ROCKBAND 2 SPECIAL ADDITION IS THE ULTRA ADDICTION, BUT SO IS GUITAR HERO 3

GUITAR HERO 5 ...EHH AMAZING AND ALL, BUT MOST OF THE MUSIC IS POOO

I WISH I COULD BE INVISIBLE, THAT WAY I COULD HIDE IN YUR ROOM AND SEE WHAT YOU DO.

I WISH I COULD TELEPORT, SO I COULD BE WITH THE ONES I LOVE WHENEVER I WANT smile

I HIDE IN MY FRIENDS CLOSETS AT NIGHT, SOME JUST DROP TO SAY HI, SOME LIKE TO JOIN ME FOR A CUP OF TEA, OTHERS HAVE VERY NAUGHTY INTENTIONS

WHY DO I TYPE ALL THIS RANDOM CRAP? HEEHEEHEH, I DONO, IM TALKING TO MYSELF!!! WHY HELLO, HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?, IM MIGHTY FINE, HOW BOUT YOU? MMMMM BLAH HOWS LIFE?, DANDY!! THANX FOR ASKIN!! HOW BOUT YOU? ..... IT ******** SUX YOU a*****e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1[<- TYPED THAT LONG AGO, AND NOW LIFE IS GRAND smile ]

MARILYN MANSON IS AMAZING!!!!

SOMETIMES, YOU JUST HAVE TO HATE YOUR FRIENDS
BUT MOSTLY LOVE THEM
A TRUE FRIEND WILL LOOK BEYOND THE OTHERS FAULTS AND JUST LEARN TO LIVE WITH THEM, OR LIKE THEM.

sometimes, the closest people to you [such as friends (and family)] are just the biggest ASSES you could ever know, just too stubborn to listen to what you have to say, to misunderstanding..the longer you know a person.. the more they think they know you, untrue...

LMAO PARTY BOY

THERES LOTS OF FUNNY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD, BUT FEW ALL FIND EACH OTHER AND LAUGH EVERY 2 FREAKIN SECONDS WHEN THEIR ALL TOGETHER [ OUR LIL GROUPLET biggrin ]

I WILL WATCH YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP, JUST ASK MAI BEST BUDDIE, I STRAIGHT UP TOLD HIM I WAS GOIN TO WATCH HIM SLEEP IF HE WENT TO SLEEP. [AND I DID]

I DONT KNOW HOW OLD YOU PEOPLE THINK I AM, BUT I HATE IT ALOT WHEN PEOPLE IN THE ART ARENAS USE THE EXCUSE " IM ONLY '13OR14OR15' SO BE NICE TO ME" CUZ DAMN IM AROUND THE SAME AGE [WAS]

I WANT A TRAMPOLINE :l BADLY.

THE GAME

YOU JUST LOST IT

AGAIN

I RLLY DONT CARE ABOUT DRAMA, IF IT COULD ALL GO AWAY, ID BE HAPPY.
[I GUESS THATS IMPOSSIBLE...]

im a major pervert biggrin and so are my friends, i have possesion of grape flavored condoms biggrin but im a virgin ...but thats my own choice X3 AND IM PROUD smile

ABOUT 80% OF THE NEW CUTS AND BRUISES I GET ARE FRUM HANGIN AT WOOKIES HOUSE XD

im a lot more innocent than you think smile

ive always wanted to learn to dance o_o

my favorite genres are METAL GRUNGE CLASSIC ROCK ALTERNATIVE ROCK AND ROCK biggrin

SAY SUMTHIN TONS O' FUN!!

I HAVE MANY RANDOM BAGS/ BOXES/CANS O' CRAP biggrin

MY BEST FRIEND IS ALOT OLDER THAN ME

I MAY SEEM DARK AND WHAT PEOPLE LIKE TO STEREOTYPE AS "GOTH" BUT IM NOT smile
IM MY OWN STYLE, IM ME. IM ALSO NOT "EMO"
IM ******** HAPPY.

BEST FRIENDS:
NICK- THE KID WHO MAKES MY LIFE MEANINGFUL
WOOKIE- MOST HILARIOUS PERVERT IVE EVER KNOWN
KELLY- IVE KNOWN HER SINCE 3RD GRADE, WE HAD HATE AT FIRST
ALEX-THE FUNNY "EMO LOOKING" KID OBSESSED WITH W.O.W.
RACHEL- THE HAPPY CHICKA WHOS ALMOST MY TWIN IN PERSONALITY
JOSH- THE YOUNGEST OF MY FRIENDS, HYPERACTIVE PUDGY PERVERT
BEE- FOR WHOM I DISCUSS POLITICAL AND ARTISTIC VIEWS
DAVID- GAY, HAPPY, AND LIKES TO BITE
KEILYN-ONE OF THE MOST RIGHT MINDED PEOPLE I KNOW
AL- MY ALMOST SISTER WITH PARENTS THAT ANGER ME
CASEY- MOST RANDOM AND INTELLEGENT RETARD I WILL EVER MEET
FLUFFY-CRAZY CHICKA WHO HAS A BASEMENT FULL OF CHILDREN
ALLI- A VERY FEMININE FRIEND
TAYLOR- MY "WIfe"








HEEHEEHEH ;D

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Ravyn457 Report | 09/04/2010 4:54 pm
Ravyn457
Hey, I'm in the arena again this week, vote for me please? http://www.gaiaonline.com/arena/gaia/cosplay-avatar/vote/?entry_id=100534115
Ms Dude Report | 04/01/2010 3:13 pm
Ms Dude
OMG HEY WE HAVENT TALKED IN AGES LOL PM ME
daniel_llama Report | 10/27/2009 3:53 pm
daniel_llama
zomg and you is the hot to my dog gurrrrrllllllllll LOL
the_red_nano Report | 09/12/2009 6:51 pm
the_red_nano
beatles ftw
harima 873 Report | 07/28/2009 8:27 am
harima 873
owie x.X
iiCakkerz Report | 07/26/2009 11:56 am
iiCakkerz
yea its pretty lol.
lucky, i hav to b here for 4 years
Mr Hardstyle Musher Report | 07/15/2009 3:15 am
Mr Hardstyle Musher
nice head avi ...^^
iiCakkerz Report | 07/13/2009 10:33 am
iiCakkerz
well i just moved to North Dakota and its kind of boring but at least i met some fun ppl down here xD
harima 873 Report | 07/13/2009 9:27 am
harima 873
hugs xD
iiCakkerz Report | 07/12/2009 8:48 pm
iiCakkerz
^^ hw hav u been?

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