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peace,love and anarchy (your friend magical waylon.)

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Last Login: 07/01/2010 5:42 am

Registered: 03/26/2008

Gender: Male

Location: 9th Ring, Hell

Birthday: 10/31/1992

Occupation: lanscapatour! ( thats G for landscaper )

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the sad, sad tale of magical waylon

well, hello stranger. As you probably guessed my name is Waylon. ( Make fun of my name and I'll hunt your adress down, then I will inject you with the aids virus. ) I'm 18, and I'm on my way to college where I plan on majoring in sculpting. I'm no longer in called Dr. Salvador ( my "Friend"/ band mate is a ******** tool ) I've decided not to sell my game idea just yet due to the fact I wish to perfect it. (also the economys in a hole. ) my college is completely paid for by the state... lol.. well I dont have much more ammo for the ol' " tell them s**t so they will get off my case of who I am " cannon so I'm just going to wrap it up and leave the 10 most current events that happened to me. most current would be 1, and least would be 10.

1. got to see my best friend jonas ( havn't seen him for 2 years. )

2. got drunker!

3. got sex at a random-a** party from a random-a** girl, ( I would say she had a sexy random-a** )

4. got drunk!

5. went to dallas to go see my family ( still there )

6. got a 750$ tax return.

7. passed this year of high school ( seniors... great i geuss )

8. drowned myself in self hatred... and alchohol ( wh00mp! )

9. got a draconic visage drop on runescape ( yes i play that sad excuse for a game also... only because i can kick everybodys a** )

10. happy birthday fez!

-= =- QUESTION! -= =-( and you got the awnser )
this new retarded health care bill is about to ruin everybodys lives!
but what i want to know is the WORST injury you have ever sustained! also if anything what do you think about the bill?

mine is: my right pointer finger bieng "powdered" not just broken the tip of my finger was pretty much turned to bone dust after I dropped a 300 pound rock on it, so I cant grow my nail out of it anymore so if I lose this nail i dont get a replacement. and I did'nt go to the hospital for it to get it treated untill i almost died from sepsis. brutal i know also i had to " self treat " by stabbing thru my finger nail with a red hot needle an watch all the crushed bone and germs and pus and everything rush thru... and i still have the hole in mah finger to freak people out with!

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Strawberry Uke Ichi Report | 04/02/2010 1:37 pm
Strawberry Uke Ichi
Thanks for buying. biggrin
Skylara Report | 04/02/2010 11:19 am
Skylara
Thank you for your purchase.
iMissArRogant Report | 03/27/2010 6:50 pm
iMissArRogant
yes it is...
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iMissArRogant Report | 03/27/2010 6:29 pm
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BlueO2 Report | 03/26/2010 12:04 pm
BlueO2
Thanks for purchasing ^^.
RuinaAristace Report | 01/02/2010 11:56 pm
RuinaAristace
hi his waylon ish me lazur queen from school monkey in the pants! hee hee! geometry class!
magical waylon Report | 10/23/2009 5:18 am
magical waylon
i don't really think anybody checks this anymore >.> but either way if you keep wondering why i'm not on its because i never really find time in my day to greet my friends... i'm truthfully sorry about the fact.i wish i could to give you guys the attention you deserve but hey!... toaster waffles?

p.s. besides this fact my life is rock'n!
VaNgSoUa_BoI Report | 03/11/2009 3:52 pm
VaNgSoUa_BoI
thx for puchasing
chef_nanez1 Report | 02/12/2009 6:34 pm
chef_nanez1
god cant you be less of a d**k omg omg omg ill tell you something hardcore funny xD in pms lolz
Legendary Fez667 Report | 02/01/2009 11:19 am
Legendary Fez667
lol man thats funnny ill go do that for you

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I personaly think gaia has sold out. ( 0H N0ES! )
Yet strangly I still play it XD. Send me a pm telling
me what you think!... please?

has sold out: 1
hasn't sold out: 0
churro factory raptors eating unborn children!!!: 23!?
( WTF? )

 

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pirate exclaim WELCOME TO MAGICAL WAYLONS exclaim pirate ( one of the few profesional marketiers! )
And here you thought magicians were cool! Well hate to break it to you but they are aids compared to magicaly inhanced marketiers!
wahmbulance a little information for you! ( about rules ) wahmbulance
1:No bargening, haggiling, or scamming im not dumb, and most of my stuff is marketed below the lowest price. This does not mean I wont take items they just have to be to my liking and i have to make a profiet somewhere. I also take bad poems.
2: I DO NOT GIVE AWAY GOLD! gaia gives enough away as it is. stressed
3: IF you plan on having a wild orge please, PLEASE inform me I would like to participate. heart
4: follow rules 1,2, and 3.
k thnx bai... oh, and if you actualy stalk me ( which would be creepy as hell ) passwords to my private rooms is Alpha-A-zero-NINE. so welcome to the exclusives club BIATCH! xd
BONUS! I RANDOMLY SELL EXPENSIVE ( or just cool items ) FOR JUST 1 GOLD!!! SO KEEP AN EYE OUT ON MY GIFTS TO YOU, THE LOYAL SHOPPER! 3nodding
wahmbulance a little information for you! ( about how i price things ) wahmbulance
wahmbulance TICKETS: average buy price -1 gold!
wahmbulance TOKENS: I sell 2 for 1 gold
wahmbulance RECIPES: I take a look at average recipe price, and average item price for said recipe, then i find the median between the two and sell at that price!
wahmbulance STOCK-TANKED ITEMS: due to the fact I purchase large amounts of just released items and store them untill they become expensive as hell I can usualy sell for 5-10% under the lowest sale! other shop owners be warned! BE WARNED I SAY!
wahmbulance zOMG! ITEMS: usualy a few gold under the average buy price!
wahmbulance GAIA SHOP SOLD ITEMS: 25% the store's buy price! This way you get a good deal, and i dont get ripped off!
wahmbulance ITEMS I SELL FOR 1 GOLD: I usualy price these at 1 gold each... I made this comment due to a person asking me the price for an item I placed on the market for 1 gold... dumbass...
wahmbulance ITEMS BOUGHT WITH TICKETS: I usualy take the cost of the tickets and multiply it by the average amount of gold they are worth on the market.

 

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