Just one worm, can effect the whole world? Not just Boston. Or Massachusetts, or the north east? You mean its not a regional problem?
No.
Are you talkin' west of the Mississippi?
Yes.
Duddits!
What!?
Southern Hemisphere too huh?
Dude! I said "Un urn ill earled"
Are we goin' right?
Shut up Owen you'll be dead in half an hour anyway.
xD
Because I think I might be crazy. Because if I don't take five quizzes a day, the world will end. Most of the voices told me to...one told me to start a fire... Quizzes are fun! Ooh, look, a bird!
Do you have lots of friends?
Only my newspaper clippings Just a few. They usually get annoyed with me. TONS! But, they're mostly in my head. I think so. I don't sit still long enough to count them.
What's the best thing about today?
I think the tap on my phone line is gone...for now... I went for a walk and didn't step on any cracks! The weather...no...my job...noooo...my haircut...wait, oh, we can't decide. Sunshine! Sunshine! Cloud! Plane! Plane! Plane!
Are you crazy?
Are YOU crazy? No! I just have a lot of weird habits. I keep telling myself I'm not, but the others say I am! Crazy like a fox!
Men and women can go crazy in different ways and for different reasons. What's your situation? I'm a woman. I'm a man. I used to be a woman, but now I don't know. I think someone stole my gender. Was it YOU?
How are you taking this quiz?
I've got my internet security settings on Maximum I am sure to click my answers in the dead center of the circle Sometimes Sally takes it, and sometimes Frank answers a question Wee! This is fun...what was the question?
If you were an animal, you would be...
A turtle...I love that protective shell. A flock of birds. A squirrel Eww...animals are dirty!!!
Do I know you?
That's it! This interview is over. I don't believe we've met. Wait, lemme ask the others.... I can't wait! GIMME THE RESULTS!
What is your favorite color?
What are you getting at? Brown Purplellow My nose itches, I think I have a booger.
Do you believe in the Tooth Fairy?
No, that's a conspiracy! Who are you!? Is this Santa?! I KNEW IT! No, I hate the idea of someone in my room without knowing it. Actually, I AM the Tooth Fairy. Did someone say Santa's here? Santa!?!!
If you could go anywhere crazy, where would you want to go? Area 51. I know it's there! A sterile white room with padding on the walls Disneyland!...no..LA...no...New York...no... Canada...or...ENGLAND...we could go on a road trip!!
What is your favorite type of candy? No, I don't eat candy, they might have razor blades in 'em M&Ms. But only the brown ones. Skittles. All those colors.... PIXIE STIX! Do you have some?
There's a clown at your party and he gives you a balloon. You...
Destroy the balloon...it is a communist! Ask for another balloon that looks more like a perfect circle. Ask for....thirteen...more...no, wait...fourteen more Run around with it, lose it when distracted by a kickball, play dodge ball....
Are you crazy or just senile? How old are you? I'm not telling. >:0
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Hello person from my old account friend list...
burning_eyes
No.
Are you talkin' west of the Mississippi?
Yes.
Duddits!
What!?
Southern Hemisphere too huh?
Dude! I said "Un urn ill earled"
Are we goin' right?
Shut up Owen you'll be dead in half an hour anyway.
xD
ninja