Yo mama was so fat that she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

The Riddler was from Batman Forever?

All are punishad! All are PUNISHAD!

Ay, Ay, a scratch, a scratch. A SCRATCH!

A plague on both your houses!
Your houses, your houses, your houses!

More light and light- more dark and dark our woes.

He laughs because you can't leave.

What do you want from us, Bug?!

That's alien, that ain't friendly!

You have a rodent infestation, shall I terminate?

But soft! What light
from yonder window breaks?
It it the east and Juliet is the sun!

R: I dreamt a dream tonight.
M: And so did I.
R: Well what was yours?
M: That dreamers often lie.
R: In bed asleep, while they do dream things true.

Parting is such sweet sorrow
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.

B: By my head, here come the Capulets.
M: By my heel, I care not.

O happy dagger! This is thy shealth; there rust and let me die.

Love me. Curtis was SUPPOSED to love me.

Slam get to the building

What's cracking little b****hes this looks like a cool place to kick it!

The name's Bond, James Bond. Now land that plane for me.

Are you here for a reason?
Or do you just want a glimmer?

C: Ethan, don't do this!
E: Well, then, what can I do?

I only ask what I'd ask any superstar. What it is that you have got that puts you where you are.
Oh, ho ho, I am waiting I'm such a captive fan. I'm dying to be shown that you are not just any man.

I fail to see how any of this is my fault.

Darn you, darn you all to heck!

That's suicide, the cube is raw power, it can destroy you both.

Eunuchy, snip snip.

HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE?

I didn't believe hard enough....

That turd juggler? Forget it.

Kick his butt, Akeelah! B-U-T-T, BUTT!

JD: You know that stereotype where Black people yell at the screen, like, "Don't go in there, girl! He behind the do'!"
Turk: Oh my god. You wish you can yell at movie screens!
JD: Hehe, I mean, why did she go in there? He was behind the do'!"

Tracy: I love Negro Day. Negro Day's the best. I wish everyday was Negro Day!
Seaweed: At our house, it is!

I don't understand what you're saying. How can we possibly survive without television?

Your mama's so old her birth certificate says "expired" on it.

Excuse me, sir, but you're sitting on my body which is also my face.

You used me... for land development.
...That wasn't nice...

Nevermind that, I just can't take so much kindness in one sitting. Need... hatred...

This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is... advanced darkness.

My butt just hung up on you. Sorry.

Yeah, me and the old lady. One look at her laundry, and I had to have her.

Hey, Bloodbath, if there's one scratch on my ride... I'mma eat your children!!

First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times. One, two, three. Then pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then...

It is "lackin' in the crackin'" my friend.

Why aren't they in thongs? Why would you go on a cruise and not wear a thong?

I pooped in my bed, and so I put it on the TV.

Tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it's call "present".

Listen up, Hippo. You may be big, but you ain't bad. The Boulder's gonna win this in a landslide!

She's just a ham sandwich, and it's lunchtime at Edward's house.

Evil!Edward: Oh,you wanna go? Huh, huh? You wanna go? 'Cause I'll get all up in yo business!
Edward: Hey, ow, g-get outta my business!

If you think you can just go around playing hacky sack with any girl's apples, without any consequences, you are mistaken!

I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.

Mine-a allspark-a!!!

Jazz: You want a piece of me?!
Megatron: NO! I want two pieces!!!

The name's Bond, James Bond. Now land that plane for me.

Fire Lord Ozai! WHERE ARE YOU?!!!

So much time, and so little to do. Wait a minute, strike that, reverse it.

That's no badge. It's a coupon for a tanning salon.

Mister, you're grounded... till you die.

Amir: Don't be a- how you say- hero.
Dan: You know how to say it!!

Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up. Things are about to get- how you say- bumpy.

Prince Zuko: What are you doing here?
Uncle Iroh: I was about to ask you the same thing. What do you plan to do now that you've found the avatar's bison? Are you going to keep him locked up in our apparetment? Should I make some tea for him?
Prince Zuko: First I have to get him out of here.
Uncle Iroh: AND THEN WHAT? You never think these things through. This is exactly what happened when you captured the Avatar at the North Pole. YOU HAD HIM AND THEN YOU HAD NOWHERE TO GO!
Prince Zuko: I would have figured something out.
Uncle Iroh: NO! If his friends hadn't of found you YOU WOULD HAVE FROZEN TO DEATH!
Prince Zuko: I know my own destiny Uncle!
Uncle Iroh: Is it your own destiny or one that someone is trying to force on you?
Prince Zuko: Stop it Uncle! I have to do this!
Uncle Iroh: I'M BEGGING YOU, PRINCE ZUKO! It's time for you to look inward and start asking yourself the big question: who are you and what do YOU want?
Prince Zuko: [yells in frustration and slams his swords on the ground]

Yes! We defeated you for all time. You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation!

In my dream, we were right in the middle of the invasion and you stopped to use the bathroom. We die because of your tiny bladder!

You little peasant! You've found a master, haven't you?

There are fields, Neo, endless fields, where human beings are no longer born. We are grown.

HA HA HA! Nothing like a fat man dancing for his dinner!!!

It's jazz! Jazz music!!

Thank ya, EVE-NING STAH!!

My name ain't Luna, but I sure do Lovegood!

Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.

You don't have to worry about me, I've been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean...

How 'bout you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?

The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.

Accio all your clothes, baby!

Looking for Davidov? He caught a bullet instead of a plane.