Your Mom In A 2-Piece

"It's a dance off wid ou pants off."
~Adam

"IM SPIRALING IN A DOWNWARD MOTION!!!"
~Nikko

"Where's the sub... I'm hungry..."
~Chogy

"How Michael Jackson of you, Sammy."
~Me

"Oh snap no she didn't."
~Alanna

"SHUT UP MORMA-TONE!"
~Chogy

"No it's the thermal...meter..."
~Daniel

"Your hair feels like Rice Crispies..."
~Ali

"It's made of human flesh with powdered crack on top."
~Justin

"Your mom in a two piece..."
~Nathan

"My nails... And hair... ITS JUST SO GREAT!"
~Mrs. Jetton

"No you guys! I'm a burrito maker!"
~Cassie

"Hey... Wanna snort some Tic-Tack...?"
~Bryce

"It's so... I can feel everything... IT'S JUST SO SMOOTH! UGH, I LOVE IT!"
~Geni

"I wont take s**t from ANYONE who thinks they can get away with it!"
~Me

"I hope someone gets a cut so I can squeeze lemon juice on it..."
~Nikko

"She kept saying 'Try the dip, Paige...'"
~Paige

"'Well I guess I'll tolerate his d**k face, assiness...' 'Yeah well I have to tolerate this bed feeling like Ike...'"
~Me and Nikko

"' My boob iches...' 'Then itch it. You show that boob whos boss!' 'I already kno whos the boss of my boob...' 'Who...?' '...Ike...'"
Nikko and Me

"CupCake SPRINKLES!!!"
~Bryce

"Why is HE on the top and I'M on the bottom?!?"
~Me

"My dogs aren't fat, they're just physicaly misunderstood."
~Me

"Hanna, if anyone ever messed with you, they would die. But you have to do exactly as I say. If I tell you to run, you run. If I tell you to poke your finger into their back and pull out their spine, then do it!"
~Daniel

"You come into my house, eat my food, crap in my toilet, and don't flush! What do you expect!? Money!?!"
~Me

"What won't kill you will make you stronger."
~ I dunno

"Hey! Don't erase my severely bipolar albino yak!"
~ Me

"Addison, this motor is like a stripper. You can look, but you can't touch."
~Me

"Oh my god... It's like an orgasm in my mouth."
~Rikki

"Keep the ten dollars, you'll probably need it later."
~Ryan

"If i had a nickel for every gigolo job i've done, i'd be like, screw the nickels these chicks be payin me big moneh."
~Ryan

"Srippers are like machanical pencils: you can pump as much as you want, but pretty soon they'll break, have a mental breakdown, go to rehab, shave their heads and then doa lot of crack"
~Ryan

"You're not a douche, you're a flavoured condom."
~Me

"The floss commands you to take it to Disney World!"
~Ryan

Me

Ryan

Addison

Chogy

Gigolo

Pimp

Coach

Ninja

Bouncer

"Nothig says 'America' like a baseball bat with a Nazi helmet hanging off of it."
~Ryan

"The only reason you got 100% on the SexEd test was because you've had experience..."
~Addison

"A good example of a NerdGasm is when you see a nerd watching Star Wars. I mean. Do you ever notice their reactions?"
~Sherman