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All of us. (Brenna, Carley, & the smexi Jada)
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Allo, this is Carley (Computer_luvr). Well, Jada is the s**t. She's awesome, yall. (: She's always there for you even when you need it the most. She's also the "whore for more". Not actually, though.
We made it up. (: She's really cool, so talk to her. ;D Peacee.
Jada and Carley
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Hii. This is Brenna (Chalua13). Jada is freakin sweet! She's really funny. She always loves you no matter what. We've had some great times. Goddamn it Carley! anyways..She can be pretty perverted and is really fun to be around. So add her. It will be worth it. Rawrr.
Jada & Brenna
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Today, I walked in on my elderly great-great aunt sitting on her recliner in the living room. There was porn on the TV. Thinking that this was an accidental channel change, I asked, "What in the world are you watching!?" She replied in her sweet frail voice, "Two lesbians getting it on!" FML

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML

Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML

Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML

Today, my dad got really drunk. When I was about to go to bed, he was just coming out of the bathroom, he was fully naked, I immediately turned away and said "Okay Dad, time for bed". Thinking that I was my mum, he replied with "That's right b***h, I'm your daddy, I'll show you in bed". FML

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Tsuki Nushi Report | 04/03/2011 10:39 pm: If you've received this, then you've either visited our game item store on the forums, or one of our personal MP stores. I apologize if this pic's not working. It doesn't like some profile codes, and I can't seem to fix it. This is a thank you banner, not spam. Credit for this banner goes to Sashafey.
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Today, I was arrested because my 6 year old son called the police saying that I was hitting my wife and that she was crying. My wife and I were having sex. FML

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "s**t! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML

Today, I found out that just because your boyfriend asks you to marry him doesn't mean that he will show up at the wedding. FML

Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principle came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML