Who I am
I'm not too interesting. I've been here since 2007, but I had a different profile till I got this one at '09. I'm in the class of 2014.
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1. sabraecooper-Jack Set
2. Annihilator1001-500 Gold
3. Sorrowful Gal-Onigiri
4. A mysterious benefactor-Alien Armorskin
5. Boost210-Blue Heartbreaker Jacket, 500G
6. NeoChomik-Human Bazooka
Insurance Phone Call (All by lunarshinobi)
Have any of you ever gotten that call about how your car warranty is going out, whether or not you actually have a car?
The following is a real conversation.
*ring*
Me: *picks up phone*
Phone: *gives the message about her car warranty running out*
Me: stare ... you know what. *presses a number*
Phone: Hello, are you interested in extending your car warranty?
Me: yes!
Phone: Alright, we need some information from you-
Me: Welcome to Taco Bell, Can I take your order?
Phone: what?
Me: I Like Tacos! *starting singing the doom song*
Phone: Um, alright, do you think we can have your information?
Me: I iz a girl!
Phone:.... um, Can we know your-
Me: I think.
Phone: Excuse me?
Me: I think I'm a girl. I'm not sure. Do girls have beewwwbbss?
Phone:.....
Me: I do. Does that make me a girl.
Phone: Is there anyone else in the household.
Me: Nope. Just me and Mike.
Phone: Can I speak to Mike?
Me: Mike is a shoe.
Phone: ....
Me: Mike likes mac n' cheese.
Phone: -click-
I got called ten minutes later by the same thing...
Phone: Hello, are you interested in extending your car warranty?
Me:Sorry, I'm not a guy.
Phone: um, what?
Me: oh... Well. good.
Phone: Well-
Me: Yes sir, for just the low price of 9.95 I can give you these pills that will, inhance, your love life.
Phone: ...Excuse me, What?
Me:... Well, you're selling something useless, aren't you? I mean, I don't even have a car. At least I'm selling something you need.
Phone: I don't need, pills.
Me: Hi! I'd like a large pizza with extra pepperoni, some olives, and extra cheese. Do you have the garlic sauce.
Phone: Can I speak to an adult.
Me: What's wrong with a teenager? Are you being discriminatory towards my age? How dare you!
Phone: What? No, I'm not, Im just trying to get your information so I can do my job.
Me: So am I! I have 12 cases of these weirdo pills that trick dumb men into thinking that it makes them more, appealing, and you insulting my age is not helping!
Phone: I don't care about your age!
Me: Ew, you *****!
Phone: Wait, what?!
Me: *hangs up*
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By the way Nice profile.
I have Myspace and Twitter too.
Okayy
does /my/ picture make me look fat? D:
I don't remember what you look like. xD
Cecilia goes to your school. And then I saw the comment on her profile. And I commented you. xD
Then she showed me in the yearbook who you were and I was all like "oooh. That's him".
x)