Valentine: I am a very important man. I've got a tower.
~MirrorMask

Helena: If I tell you something weird... will you think I'm crazy?
Valentine: Yes. I expect so. ~MirrorMask

Valentine: That's not my future... NO! I don't want to be a waiter! ~MirrorMask

Monkeybirds: Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob...
Monkeybird: Malcolm.
Monkeybirds: Bob, Bob, Bob.~MirrorMask

Valentine: You're hurt. Wait here.
Helena: What about you?
Valentine: Oh, I'm a panther. I shall slip unnoticed through the darkness... like a dark, unnoticeable slippy thing. ~MirrorMask

Citizen: The charm.
Prime Minister: No, that's actually a chicken.
Citizen: The charm.
Prime Minister: I understand this must be quite painful for you but really it is a chicken.
Chicken: I keep trying to tell him, he just doesn't listen. ~MirrorMask

Valentine: Run. Faster. Don't let anything distract you. .....FOOD!!~MirrorMask

Valentine: What the hell have you got on your feet? Is that some kind of sick joke? Going around on little rabbit-like animals with every step? That's just... nasty. ~MirrorMask

Valentine: What did you say your name was?
Helena: Helena.
Valentine: Helena. Helen. Helen-nun-nuh... it's a bit drab, isn't it? You know, you should think about changing that. Go for something with a bit of dignity and style, mixed with a bit of romance. Something like... 'Valentine'.
Helena: Why? What's your name?
Valentine: Valentine. ~ MirrorMask

"We'll do what rich people do. We'll bathe in ... fish! We'll eat our own weight in chocolate buttons! We'll learn to play the concertina!"~MirrorMask -Valentine

Valentine