Vibelee

I want Hermione Granger!!!
and a rocket ship ~Draco

I'll join you when hell freezes over. Dumbledores army!!~Neville Longbottom

The venn diagram of boys who don't like smart girls and boys you don't want to date is a circle~ John Green

Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind,Therefore is winged cupid painted blind ~William Shakespeare

If you can't beat the game, if you can't solve the puzzle, your nothing but a loser ~Near

Even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. ~ Willy Wonka

ZOMG's resident lone wolf: [n/f] that b!tch who walks right past you when you need defib beause she has never had a crew and therefore doesn't have that ring equipped

Ten seconds flat ~Rainbow Dash

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun, but you will die! ~Craig Benzine

Cross my Heart hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye ~Pinkie Pie

ZOMG's resident lone wolf: [n/f] The one who never accepts crew requests, because she has never been in a crew, because she never accepts crew requests, because she has never been in a crew, because she never accepts crew requests, because she.....

You built up a world of magic,
because your real life was tragic
~ Paramore (Brick by boring Brick)

Harry: "Did you know, sir, then?"
Dumbledore: "Did I know that I was meeting the most powerful dark wizard in history? No. I did not."

We belong together,
Hermione.
~ Hermione's song- Olive Boyde and the Remembralls

Life is to short to leave the windows open all winter long, Life is to short to leae the windows open all winter long, I'm gonna lock 'em up tight,
and eat jam out of the jar all night, 'Cuz life is to short to make toast, or use spoons or napkins ~ Jam Eater Blues- The Mountain Goats

Give her hell for us, Peeves ~ Fred Weasley

If you want to know what a man's like take a look at how he treats his inferiors not his equals - Sirius Black

Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love. ~ Albus Dumbledore

When we hid out behind the risers at the high school
Working bitter calculations with a slide rule
The grim particulars of poisoning the swimming pool
The way you looked me in the eye, ready to die

We were becoming what we are
Collapsing stars

When we chewed up pseudoetherine like bubblegum
Till our hearts were beating deep and rich as kettle drums
We knew if we waited long enough the change would come
And then the day did come, and at last

Hold tight
Hold fast
Catch lightning in a jar
Collapsing stars

Told you to load up on provisions
We wouldn't be back for a while
Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag
Turn toward the camera and smile, smile, smile

When we ditched the plan to poison all our enemies
Tucked our weapons in a clearing, and covered them with leaves
We are gonna come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaths one day
Well we are on our way

You can look
But you won't find
Another love like ours
Collapsing stars
-Collapsing star- the Mountain Goats

It's Draco and Harry sitting in a tree S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G
It's Draco and Harry sitting in a tree F-A-L-L-I-N-G in love ~ In which Draco and Harry secretly want to make out - The Whomping Willows

Why fit in when you were born to stand out - Dr Seuss

If there's a fat guy in a pastry shop
With a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy,
In order to predict his volume change
You'll need to know the value of pi(e)
~New Math- Bo Burnham

You're going to love me ~ Fluttershy

Snape was not what he appeared, after all. Everyday a perplexing paradox to elucidate ~ The Fate of Severus Snape - The Remus Lupin

Here’s a song for all the Hufflepuffs who go unnoticed all the time.
There’s no reason why this should be.
For you are just and you are loyal.
One couldn’t ask for truer friends.
Poor Cedric met a tragic end for this.

Hard working as Helga spoke; well did she ever know
her yellow and black badger adorned flag would fly at half-mast.
So this one’s for you and it seems there’s only two important houses
and that’s not fair. My friend you’re not a spare.’

So my dear Hufflepuff, when you’ve had enough standing in the back.
You can stand up proud, sing aloud.
We’re not just all the rest; in fact I think we’re the best.
Just have a look; it’s all in this book.
~ For all the Hufflepuffs- The Remus Lupins

Good Morning John, and all of the rest of you
I come to you now from this familiar vestibule
with advice for the graduates of college and high school
A familiar format, the well meaning nice tool
who’ll grant you this, a afternoon’s savor
for cash or a favor, food with no flavor
inspiring advice for the next few days
You’ll do well, have some of this koolaid.

It’s time, you must bite of the cherry of life
It’ll taste like fear and hope and diet coke and rainbows
But don’t be surprised when the pain grows
this is kinda gonna suck, you can’t abstain though

There is no “do not”
There’s no effin try
There’s no “I don’t wanna”
It’s life…If you don’t like it then die

Wait no, I’m not condoning suicide
Just trying to be motivational
overly sensational
You get it, I’m sure
So I abjure

Oh, you don’t know what Abjure means?
Ehhhh..maybe you’re not as prepared as you seem
It’s like rejecting an error but with a bit extra care
I’m pretty sure they should have taught you that
I’m making a point, you don’t know jack
The best of you can hope to have been taught to learn
To yearn for more that you’ll still have to earn

You’re not ending learning, you’re ending this one structure
And OK, I’m starting to sound like a schmuck, sure
But you’re gonna keep learning, one way or the other
Whether it’s how to make change or be someone’s mother
Or make music or toffee or coffee or spread sheets
Or hotels or laws or web sites or bed sheets.

And don’t think “but I majored in lit I won’t do that $#*%”
I majored in chemistry, what did I do with it?
I make videos for nerds, an entrepreneur
I taught myself 90% of what I’ve learned

And that’s normal, average, boring, but true
And for most hearing this it’s be true of you too
It should be, if it’s not, that life’s hardly real
And that’s scary, sure, be wary but deal
Insecurity is something you will always feel

The deep dark yawning pit of the next step of your life
Might look like a fall but it could be a flight
And who knows, that pit might be filled with ice cream
maybe you’re lactose intolerant, but you get what I mean

Or maybe pain and failure is all that’s awaiting you
I’m just baiting you.
Whether your facing hell or a festival
My point here, right now, is grab it by the testicle.

Make it your b***h! This is all you’ve got!
Your one shot, it’s short, it’s actually probably not
But while you grab life by the balls be careful with people
Don’t be a creep or you might find a deep hole
Success might be however you define it
But if you define it wrong, you’re never gonna find it.

Or even if you do, it’ll suck to know
that you got there at the expense of those
who you love, or would have, if you’d ever even tried
Because it’s not he-who-has-the most toys when he died
It’s just life, and if you’re not at least trying to be happy then why?

So ONE you don’t know jack, TWO be nice to others.
Whether you become executives, or barristas or stay-at-home mothers
And lastly, have fun, OK that’s all, I think I’m done

And, that was a pretty good denouement
So uhhhh…I’ll see you on Wednesday John.
~ Hank Green

"Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself."
— John Green

"Lucky Charms are like the vampires of breakfast cereal. They're magical, they're delicious, they're a little bit dangerous and bad for you. They initially make you feel great, but then over time you realize that maybe your relationship with Lucky Charms is just a little bit unhealthy and you start to think, 'Maybe I don't want to be in a long-term relationship with a breakfast cereal that tastes delicious but damages my health.' But then the Lucky Charms gets all stalker on you and for some reason you kind of like that. It makes you feel special. So yeah, you spend your life with Lucky Charms. That's awesome. That's a great way to... get diabetes."
— John Green

"Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we're quoting."
— John Green

"But mothers lie. It's in the job description."
— John Green

On how to make boys like you:
"the third way is to be come something called "hot"
Now Katie I would argue that there are at least two
distinct definitions
of hot. There is the like normal
human definition which is that individual seems
suitable for mating. And then theirs the weird culturally
constructed definition of hot which is that individual is
malnourished and has probably had plastic bags inserted
into her breasts. Now boys might find that hot now but I don't think there's anything inherently hot about it like if you went back to the 18th century and ask a fifteen year old boy would you like to marry a woman who has had plastic bags needlessly inserted into her breasts that fifteen year old boy would probably be like: "What's plastic?"
— John Green

"Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Children’s librarians are ambitious bakers: 'You like the jelly doughnut? I’ll get you a jelly doughnut. But you should try my cruller, too. My cruller is gonna blow your mind, kid."
— John Green

"The funny thing about writing is that whether you're doing well or doing it poorly, it looks the exact same. That's actually one of the main ways that writing is different from ballet dancing."
— John Green

I wonder if any one is actually reading all these quotes- Vibelee

"We have this weird thing in the world where you don't get insulted for what you do, you get insulted for who you are."
— John Green

Light: What was it?
L: Nothing. Just another of Matsuda’s unimportant idiocies
Light: Well Matsuda does have that natual ignorance.
Matsuda: Those two know that we can hear them right?

◦I'll take a potato chip AND EAT IT!
Light Yagami (Death Note)

"We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is being an a**." -Shigure Sohma

Kagura: "You don't understand how a woman feels when she's in love!"
Shigure: "Yes, I do... At least, I've felt enough women to venture a guess."

To truly love someone, is to always put their feelings before your own...no matter what."- Hana (Saki Hanajima)

"Damn, those fanclub girls look scary today. They're either about to mug him or eat him, I can't tell which."-Uo (Arisa Uotani)

"Yes, it is a fever all right, and in my professional medical opinion, you're sick!"-Shigure

"A thousand perfectly lovely things you could have said, but what poetry spews from your mouth? "Any time." Really, Yuki."-Shigure

What? - Anonymous

I don't even see the point of wearing socks that aren't argyle~ John Green

lalalalalalalalalalalala~

I sense there’s something in the wind that feels like tragedy’s at hand.

And though I’d like to stand by him, I can’t shake this feeling that I have.

The worst is just around the bend, and does he notice my feelings for him?

And will he see how much he means to me?

I think it’s not to be.

What will become of my dear friend? Where will his actions lead us then?

Although I’d like to join the crowd in their enthusiastic cloud,

Try as I may, it doesn’t last. And will we ever end up together?

No, I think not. It’s never to become, for I am not the one. ~Sally's song (Nightmare before Christmas)

In sleep he came to me,
In dreams he came.
That voice that calls to me,
and speaks my name.
And do I dream again,
For now I find,
The Phantom if the Opera is there,
Inside my mind.
- The Phantom of the Opera

Tell me what I want to hear.
No wait lets just leave it there.
You know I'm no good for you,
But, God I don't know what to do.
I liked you from the start,
You melt my icy heart,
And now its burning up - Alexander Rybak (OAH)

Say what you mean tell me I'm right and let the sun rain down on me. Give me a sign I wanna believe.
- Panic at the Disco (The Ballad of Mona Liisa)

Actually, you know what? If you read all these quotes you should message me. In fact, if you are reading this right now, message me this instant, because you probably need something to do as much as I do. ~Vibelee