The Random Nonsense that Composes my Existence
Now...what are you doing here?Ah, well. As long as you're here, you might as well amuse yourself.
If you're looking for excitement, read further.
If you want to order a cheese pizza, press 1.
If you want to know why I'm rambling on, press 81.
Just kidding. It's been a while since I've updated my profile, and I have no idea why I'm doing it now.
Anyway, look at all the pretty flying text boxes! WHEEEE!!!!!
Okay, on to real information.
I'm Crystalline Sky (*shock!*) and I'm a teenage girl that enjoys smashing walnuts, licking bricks, and punching people. As you can tell from my avatar, I am from an unknown planet and have an empty head. (Almost empty. Last time I checked, I had a good-sized glob of mashed potatoes in there. Yes, with gravy. And a banana inside a shrub.)
When I'm not occupied with converting Earthlings into aliens and/or donuts, I'm chained to my computer and either reading manga or bashing Animated on zOMG! It's an alternative to bashing real aliens, which I'm sure the government would appreciate. Having slime and eyeballs that stare at you from the ground is quite refreshing, isn't it?
My 'parents' that I have adopted here on Earth divide their time between watching movies, working, sleeping, eating, and dragging me away from my computer. 'Mom' is the head of the household. This really isn't a surprise since she has a domineering personality with a temper more explosive than TNT after someone pushes the switch.
Meanwhile, 'Dad' escapes by retreating to the damp, cold cave that is his room and working on who-knows-what.
You may call me Pudding Berry. (Didn't see that coming.) It is one of several dozen so-called 'nicknames' (I believe that is the Earthling term for it?) that I have collected over the years.
Well! That's a nice block of text. Time to make more.
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