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Sometimes . . .
I wish I was
a hippo.
When Life gives you lemons . . .
CHUCK 'EM AT NERDS! HA HA!!
BUT! What if I'm a
figment of my own
imagination?!
WARNING!!! ;
Not for actual use.
Keep away from small
childeren and the
delusional.
I don't trust
dolls with
weapons.
Taste the Rainbow.
Eat Crayons.
Why do we dream
when our thoughts
mean nothing?
Sushi and green just GO together.
Like peas and carrots.
Peas and GREEN carrots,
for that matter.
White jackets usually need
to be washed every 2-3 days.
Black jackets on the other hand,
can be washed every 2-3 months.
Evish-Noun (Eve-ish) Definition;
A VERY evil little fish.
A close, Dangerous, sibling to the Gahl.
I'm not afraid to walk this world ALONE.
Today, I decided to prank call McDonnalds.
When someone picked up the phone, I said,
"Is this the Krusty Krab?" To which the
employee responded, "No, this is Patrick."
I have never been so excited over a phone call.
You need to lighten up.
You're making me feel old.
Nobody move!!!
I've dropped me brain!
There's an eye in me soup.
Do you like dead trees?
I like dead trees.
Dead trees are depressing.
If you roll down a hill in a green tanktop,
it won't show.
Though your arms might get all scratchy...
The best offense is...
a big sharp sword!
The dead flamingo's name was Cedric.
Just so you know.
Poor Cedric.
Excuse me, but the strange face in
the chestal region of your shirt is
beginning to creep me out. neutral
It is hard to look menacing when you are pink...
Oo... A voodoo doll.
I wonder who I might curse...
You look absolutely stunning,
dahling.
I can't believe
they took away
my trust fund...
ugh . . .
Never judge a pie by it's crust.
Unless it's a lemon pecon pie.
That's just gross. ;{
This plushie has been dyed green.
We can't tell you why..
just enjoy the color.
Now it is mostly dark, Accept for sparks.
Can't remember what they're for.
I am the morphine child.
The dream defiled. The never ending metaphor.
I am the wizard, Oz. Result & cause. Never look behind that door.
Beauty is useless.
Take peacocks and lilies for example.
Black...
spikey...
metallic...
what else could you want?
WANTED;
QUOTES OF ALL SHAPES, SIZES, AND SARCASM!
PM ME YOUR FAV QUOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blob... Blob.. Blob. ....
Its melting!
Its melting!
What a cute little tadpole!
Who wants to eat it!?
A delicious black candy bar.
WARNING!!!
Water on road
during rain.
Don't make me
slap you with
my FLIP FLOP!!
So we meet again . . .
RUBBER DUCKY!!! . . .
"IMMATURE"
Is just a
word used
by people
who don't
know how
to have
fun.
I RUN WITH SCISSORS!!!!
It makes me feel dangerous.
A
monkey
with
a
computer
is
still
a
monkey.
I'm the type of girl
who will burst out
laughing in dead silence
because of something
that happened yesterday.
Yah, I'm a loser.
But the COOLEST
loser you've
ever met.
LIVE YOU LIFE CRAZY!!!
And enjoy every minute of it.
If you like her,
tell her.
Because she won't wait forever.
Yeah, go ahead
and wear your
man-pants.
a.k.a. Boxers
Don't ask silly questions.
You're NOT
too sexy for
your shirt,
so put it back on.
:'(
He was born with it . . .
no seriously, he was.
NOTE;
This icon is
currently poking
someone with a
spork.
OH GOSH THERE ARE SO MANY
FAIRIES, THEY ARE ALL OVER
THE PLACE. OH NO ARE THEY
ATTACKING? I THOUGHT THEY
WERE SWEET AND INNOCENT
AND AHHHH IT IS SWOOPING
AT MY HEAD oh wait it just
wanted to give me a gift?
Without the universe,
there would be no apple pie.
The best kind of laughter is when you start laughing
for no reason and can't stop.
In that moment, you forget about everything else.
You let go of the world, and let go of control-
which we should all do sometimes.
☆┌─┐ ─┐☆
│▒│ /▒/
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│▒ /▒/─┬─┐
│▒│▒|▒│▒│
┌┴─┴─┐-┘─]
|▒┌──┘▒▒▒│
└┐▒▒▒▒▒▒┌┘
└┐▒▒▒▒┌┘
If you love something, let it go.
If it comes back to you, its yours forever.
If it dosent, then it was never meant to be.
Life is not about waiting out the storm.
It's learning how to dance in the rain
Pink and black are the hottest.
Dyed onigiri is the best! *nomnomnom*
The day which I become a butterfly ...
So let me get this straight; you took a
perfectly decent pair of washed out pants,
and attacked with scissors in hand?
WHYYY?!
I'm so gangster ...
I carry a squirt gun!!
Jesus saves. . . . before every boss battle.
Every fight is a food fight
when you're a cannibal.
It is only on nights such as this,
that one of my status is permitted
to kiss you ...
Axel and Roxas belong to Kingdom Hearts.
Art belongs to Me! :3
If you cried when Axel Faded,
copy and paste this into your signature
If you got depressed when Roxas faded,
copy and paste this into your signature.
Imaginary is something that you create.
You decide it. You start it. You end it.
We all live in a yellow submarine...
My self destruction is all your fault!
Xemnas; GIVE XEMNAS YOUR HEART!!!
Roxas; Stay away from my heart!!
You KNOW you like it!!
~~<3
Seventeen and strung out on confusion.
trapped inside a roll of dissillusion.
I found out what it takes to be man.
and Mom and Dad will never understand.
~bored with an ADD mindset...~
Ahhh... SH*T! the worlds doomed! Again!!!
He handed her 12 roses,
11 real and 1 fake
and said,
"I'll love you
till the last one dies."
Jumping backwards down an up escalator = instant vortex
I'm not madd...I'm artisticly insane.
Sweet dreams :agony for those who can not achieve them
Every portrait that is painted with
feeling is a portrait of the artist,
not of the sitter.
When The World Hands
You the Jonas Brothers
Throw Them Back and
Demand AkuRoku!!!<3
Go ahead and do it
...
See if I care.
I'll tell you two things:
First, any human on the surface
will be completely annihilated
by our Human Eradication Army.
Second, that is my dinner - give it back!
Random screaming solves everything!
Just take a look at Roxas. It worked
for him. Right? Well at least the
first time anyway. Heh heh.
'Fruit Loops are only Gay Cheerios'
o3o I AM ONE CRAAAAAAAZEH FRUIT LOOP ...
that's right I'm a gay cheerio
Its never as simple as u first thought...
M|A|N|G|A: My anti-drug.
Because when you're addicted to manga,
how can you possibly afford drugs? xD
Boys make good toys,
if you know how to use them.
Life must hate lemons.
It keeps giving them away.
My philosophy: Girls are Crazy and Boys are Dumb.
---but isn't it more fun like this?
"You cant have your cake and eat it too!!<3"
"Then why the bloody ******** you give me cake?!"
ღ ღ ღ
Friendship is like peeing your pants...
everyone can see it but only you can feel it.
There are marshmallows in my pants.
Matt: Is she picking her nose?
Fern: Nah. She's doing brain surgery
through her nasal holes
Matt: ...
Art is long, life is short.
A face without freckles is
like a sky without stars...
How many oreos does it take to get to the moon??
Im not so worried about the oreos,... but holy CRAP thats alot of milk!
I'll just strap a cow to my back, and we'll call it that.
Living in a dream by singing lullabies.
Yes, I'm a Lost Soul
I think I see the light...*sighs heavenly*
Never forgive
the bad ones.
Santa knows where all the
NOTTY girls live. <3
Axel baby, I'd be on
you so fast you wouldn't
have time to scream 'rape'!
I find guys a whole
lot less scary after
they've been poked in
the eye.
Some people are like slinkys; Not really good for
anything, but you can't help but smile when you see
one tumble down the stairs. (:
I'm hiding under your porch because I Love You.<3
Of course I'm out of my mind,
it's a dark and scary place in there.
The ONLY thing to fear
is FEAR ITSELF...and spiders.
Yikes, someone's reading this?!
Newton’s Fifth Law - the law that is unspoken of by the world
scientists, but universally known throughout all mankind: Mom
is greater than You. And just give up because Newton is always
right.
I FOUND YOU~~
NOTASTALKER
I'm not a stalker!!
By the way, you're
out of milk ...
Your a great friend...but
if the zombies start chasing us,
I'm tripping your a**.
You can't spell SLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER~♫
"OMG snail!!!" -watches snail go-
"godspeed snail!!GODSPEED!!"
I was typing something but it didnt make sense,
so pretend I said something really smart.
i killed my dinner with karate.
Kick 'em in the face, taste the body.
♥ ／l
（ﾟ､ ｡ 7
l、 ~ヽ
じしf_, )ノ
Now you're a freak. Like me. (:
Pity the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac; he
stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
The road to hell is paved
with good intentions.
When choosing between two evils,
I always like to choose the one
I’ve never tried before.
They say she's got great hair...
If you see her your in for a scare....
See if you dare....
SEXY PYSCHO BABE RIGHT THAR!!!
I'm not crazy, I'm just extravagant
It didn't even come close to mattering.
If we fall we'll fall together.
Everyone's a hero in their own way...
in their own not-that-heroic way!
☼ stay on the sunny side ☼
Paddle, paddle, paddle your vessel.
Serenely down the liquid solution!
Dreamily, dreamily, dreamily,
life is but an illusion!
I stopped believing there was a power of good and a power of
evil that were outside us. And I came to believe that good and
evil are names for what people do, not for what they
are....People are to complicated to have simple labels.
I'm not in denial...
I'm just very selective
about the reality I choose
to accept.
You laugh because I'm different.
I laugh because you're all the same.
THIS, my friends, is what I like
to call a 'nosebleed situation'.
If you're against gay people,
blame straight people.
They're the ones who keep
having the gay babies ...
Lets play dress up!!
No, I will be the pirate.
I am always the pirate.
It's not Metal, it´s not even rock!
It's simply and uniquely Dir en grey.
And my soul from out that shadow that lies
floating on the floor, shall be lifted... nevermore
History is rarely made by reasonable
men or well-mannered women.
I'm obsessed with yaoi,
and proud of it.
I<3Yaoi
But if you don't,
I'm cool with that.
"This is Madness!!"
"Madness...? THIS! IS! YAOI!!"
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some
time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know,
I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not
close enough to get the job done."
~No one can drive as crazy
unless we give them the keys~
well..well...well...thats
not very fair at all T.T
Where was I going with this?
I'm from the internet,
I know things before they happen.
A FANGIRL WILL GO SEE A TWILIGHT MOVIE,
KNOW IT STINKS,AND WATCH IT 50 MORE TIMES.
Who's mistake am I anyway?
~Ima ~cRAzy cluMsy kITtY mAgNeT~
~"I haven't looked at or read yaoi in 2 hours, and
in 'Yaoi Time' that's half past ... I WANT MY YAOI!!"
~Screw Santa. I want Edward Elric coming down my chimney this year =3
You would think killing people
would make them like you, but
it doesn't. It just makes
people dead.
I see dead people
...
On a regular basis.
Your silence will not protect you.
why do boys in the
real world not look
like the boys in the
manga?
I <3 Manga
I <3 Anime
I <3 Art
I <3 Fanfics
I <3 Yaoi
and
I <3 CHICKENMONKEYS!!!
Weird = Different
Different = Unique
Unique = Cool
Cool = Awesome
I criticize,not compliment,don't be offended.
If you are suffering from loneliness you are not alone.
Yet you are alone; so very alone.
Who needs drugs
when you have
cookies and guns?
be polite
be professional
but have a plan to kill everyone you meet
internet=SERIOUS business ಠ_ಠ
(_/)
(o.o)
(> < )
Hug me <3
Death may be a Risk im Willing
to take as long as i can Escape
from this Horrible Life...
Do you call me crazy?
just remember, the greatest
minds in the world were called
crazy in their time ...
In a world of peaches
don't ask for applesauce.
Music is a need,
not a want.
I gave up shame for friendship.
三(っ・ω・ )っ Who needs hugs?!
*It's official, I'm in too many clubs...
Nobody is perfect
I am nobody
therefore, I am perfect
When you're as lazy as me,
their are no ups or downs...
only TV, video games and computer...
sweet life it is.
Tom: ”My best birthday present…
Was 10 minutes after my birth..
It was Bill.”
To tell the truth, I am
Getting away with murder.
I believe in this light that i see, Its a lonely light,
It draws me toward it, Holding me until the end~
Go ahead, glare at me all you want.
You're still just a pint sized Gennin
who's in over his head!!
"Were you abducted by aliens?"
"YES!!"
La ... De ... Da ...
I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY
La ... De ... Da ...
"Watching the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see,"
95% of Deviants have a stupid "95% of people" signature.
If you're one of the 5% who don't-oh wait. Damn.
No, It's suprising like...
explosive diareaha.
"What are we, reading off a crayon box?"
"Dibs on rainbow."
"Blue already has the emo position filled."
"What do I look like, a bruise!?"
Because Pink and Blue do go like that!
Every child is an artist.
The problem is how to remain
an artist once he grows up.
lazyness is the key to happyness.-.-
Take it away from me and you might die!
In my own reality,I would lie here until the day
I died...But at least it would be in your arms.
Every night, I go to bed
with a smile on my face,
because I know I'll be
dreaming of you.
But, every morning I
smile when I wake up,
because I know you're
not
a
dream.
*Insert witty comment here*
(__/)
( O.o)
(> < ) its a bunny . but not just any bunny its an evil
bunny, an evil bunny named steve! ... yep thats right
It's evil ...
Even though,
I only met you
for one night..
I Miss You..
It's afficial,
I have no life.
They call me insane, just because I think outside of the
box. Well let's call this invisibe box that only they can
see "sanity". If you were INsane, wouldn't you be
thinking INside the box? Isn't that good? And they call
ME crazy!
Put this into your signature
if you laughed your a** of when
you realized Yagami backwards
is "I'm a gay"!
"b***h."
"Why're you calling me a b***h?"
"You're supposed to say 'jerk.'"
"What?"
"Never mind."
A friend will bail you out of jail at 3 in the morning.
You're Best Friend however, will be in the cell will you
going, "Damn that was ******** fun!"
When life gives you Yaoi,
put it on YouTube.
I<3 Making men look like women because its pretty.
A tart temper nevër mellows with age;
and a sharp tongue is the only edged
tool that grows keener with constant use.
A Friend is someone who knows
the song in your Heart and can
sing it back to you when you
have Forgotten the Words.
' ／l
(ﾟ. ｡`7
l、 ヽ
じし(_,)~
" rawr!!!
fear me, for
I well eat you!
.／l、
(ﾟ､ ｡ ７
.l、 ~ヽ
.じしf_,)ノ
.ılı.------Volume------.ılı.
: ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ :
: Min- - - - - - - - - - -●Max :
*creepy voice.* GAME OVER FOOLS.
In my field of paper flowers
And candy clouds of lullaby
I lie inside myself for hours
And watch my purple sky fly over me
I wish you are here ,
I could DIE for you
But I am already DEAD
whoooo~ gimme your psp and tablet... now!
Going at the speed of light is bad for your age.
RawrRawrRawrRawrRawr,
i just said 'i love you' in dinosawr.
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes.
Art is knowing which ones to keep.
My bad, I blew up your house.
Proud To Be American,
Not Proud Of Our Choices
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luv ur profile too :3
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I love daisies too! And they're everywhere XD
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