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Last Login: 11/19/2010 4:50 pm

Registered: 02/10/2009

Gender: Male

Location: Where am I this time?

Birthday: 04/02/1990

Occupation: My occupation is to do my best to makes others feel good.

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The proof of my death dealing intellect ^^ P.S. I did beat End-Boss, there is some sort of glitch though.

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Recent Stalkers........ 8P

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      Social Status: Nerd
      Personality Type: I. S. T. J.
      Ethnicity: German, British, French,
      Citizen:US
      Grades: good
      Orientation: straight.
      Hair Color: Blond
      Eye Color: Blue
      Skin Color: Pale/White with freckles (not a lot though)
      Height: 6'1 feet
      Weight: 135 lbs
      Shoe Size: 9.0
      Glasses: NA

      WARNING: If you begin reading what is below this warning, the quantity of content talking about myself will make it appear that I am narcissist, I am in fact NOT a narcissist as hard as it is to believe.

      Interesting things about myself:
      - I have seen all 100 top movies on the American list
      -Seen top 100 movies on the Australian list
      -I have a corgi

      About myself:
      LIkes:
      -Violin
      -Kids (not in the demented/creepy way)
      -Talking
      -Family
      -Friends
      -Rain
      -Drawing Maps and Sketches
      -To Sing
      -Reading
      -Physics
      -Donating
      -School (scary, right?)
      -Helping people
      -Traveling
      -Talking
      -Tea
      -zOMG
      -CHOCOLATE!!!! (dark only)
      -Debate
      -Comedies, Romance, Action, and Foreign films
      -Pool (the game)
      -Stratego
      -Chess
      -Tropical birds
      -Ballroom dancing
      -Anything involving shooting
      -Fencing
      -Dodgeball
      -Volleyball
      -Learning
      -History
      -Shiny things
      -Rocks and Minerals
      -Chemistry
      -How things are organized, i.e. Governments, Economies, and other Social Organizations
      -Classical Music
      -Painting
      -Cribbage
      -Anatomy

      This list could stretch on forever, so I will conclude it at this point.


      Dislikes:
      -Annoying people
      -Summer homework
      -Rude people
      -Brussel Sprouts (That's what you have to eat for eternity in hell)
      -Pop music (it just annoys me)
      -Country music
      -Bright light
      -Sleeping in
      -eating too much
      -Being sick
      -Disease
      -Lack of control/order
      -Humid heat
      -Social classes
      -Totalitarianism
      -Antidisestablishmentarianism (it continues to hold countries back)
      -Unfairness
      -Cheaters
      -Liars
      -White Chocolate
      -Being made fun of
      -Rejection
      -Sun burns
      -Owing people things
      -People hating me
      -Guilt

      What I like to eat:
      -Chinese food (good, not American Chinese which is a mix of God-knows-what and rice)
      -Thai food
      -Italian food
      -French food
      -Portuguese food
      - INDIAN!!! I LOVE INDIAN!!!
      -Australian (high in fat is always good)
      -MEXICAN!!!! I LOVE MEXICAN!!!
      -Korean Barbecue

      Favorite Shows:
      -Pushing Daisies
      -Mythbusters
      -Hogan's Heros
      -MASH
      -Get Smart
      -SNL
      -Star Trek
      -Kat and Kim
      -Chaser's War on Everything
      -Dr. Who
      -Top Gear
      -Monty Python

      Favorite Movies:
      -Pan's Labyrinth
      -Slumdog Millionaire
      -Stardust
      -V for Vendetta
      -Hot Fuzz
      -Shaun of the Dead
      -Death at a Funeral
      -Die Hard
      -Star Trek
      -Big Fish
      -Sweeney Todd
      -Fight Club
      -El Meriachi
      -Desperado
      -Once Upon a Time in Mexico
      -Inglorious Basterds
      -Nightmare Before Christmas
      -Blades of Glory
      -Kentucky Fried Movie
      -Animal House
      -Meaning of Life
      -Life of Brian
      -Monty Python and the Holy Grail
      - Kill Bill
      -Ocean 11,12, and 13
      -Sahara
      -Rocky Horror Picture Show
      -What's Up Tiger Lily
      The Breakfast Club
      -Ferris Bueller's Day Off
      -Ironman (1, 2)
      -Little Big Man
      -Stranger Than Fiction
      -Transformers (1, 2)
      -Casablanca
      -The Dark Knight
      -Star Wars
      -The Producers
      -Sound of Music
      -National Treasure
      -12 Angry Men
      -Mr.Smith Goes to Washington
      -Matrix
      -Outbreak
      -Gone With the Wind
      -Good Will Hunting
      -

      Add more later....

      Favorite Reads:
      -Aztec
      -Pride & Prejudice
      -A Tale of Two Cities
      -A Christmas Carol
      -The Picture of Dorian Gray
      -Gone With the Wind
      -Animal Farm
      -The Scarlet Pimpernel
      -Around the World in 80 Days
      -Dresden Files
      -Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde
      -Night
      -Da Vinci Code
      -Angels & Demons
      -Huckleberry Finn
      -Utopia


      Favorite Artists:
      -Albert Durer
      -Leonardo Da Vinci
      -Tom Lehrer (Musical artist)

      Where I have been:
      -USA (live here, been to 47 states)
      -Canada (for a day)
      -Tahita (for three days)
      -Australia (lived there for a year)
      -Japan (lived there for two year)
      -Singapore (for two days)
      -India (three days)
      -England (three days)
      -Portugal (five days)
      -Italy (for a week)
      -Greece (for a week)
      -Turkey (two days)
      -New Zealand (for a month)
      -Croatia (1 day)
      -Vatican City (1 day)
      -Mexico (1 day)
      -Honduras (1 day)
      -Bahamas (1 day)
      -Grand Cayman Is. (1 day)

      After-School Activities:
      -Violin
      -Math Team
      -Dance
      -Marching Band
      -Brass Ensemble

      Donated to:
      -Gaaracookies
      -ooos
      -Barefootwood
      -Cloud_ashrai
      -Elemental Ave
      -Corky-Kun
      -dark-syrus-hunter
      -Mayhem is Death

      Donations:

      Records will be kept from 7/31/09
      Donation LIst:
      -ejyang7: 728k She gave me gold when she left gaia crying You were a great friend.. crying
      -Demons_Requiem: Night Fright Eyes (40)
      -Barefootwood: Chill of Artemis!!! (500k)
      -IceCommodore: Twister the Fire Phoenix!!! Nartian Rock!!!! 400k!!! (740k)
      -Infernalkitten: 370k!!!!! And Silver Laurels! Knightmare! Night's Knight! Dappy Dandy! Nautilus Raiment!
      -nightfall2786: Avi art!!!
      -Fawa: 33,507 gg!!! (34k)
      -x_Chain_of_Memories_x: Helping to sell my Apollo!!!
      -6Phantom6: Sherwood!!!
      -WithoutQuestion: Compass!!
      -XOX Bell XOX: ROYAL BLACK CROWN!!! Pietro 2nd Gen!!!
      Total: Approx. 6254k

      Donated List
      -Barefootwood: Captain Ara's Nestegg, Demon Bone Mask (about 350k)
      -Fawa: Sealed Envelope August (40k)
      -Infernalkitten: Kuro's Induction, Angelic Bracelet (835k), Skullheads, Pale Marionette,
      -Gaaracookies: 160k, Frost Blade, G-Blade, and Smok the Baby Dragon (about 386k)
      -naruto nine demon: 18k
      -dark-syrus-hunter: 25k
      -peace of art: 60k
      -damcop123: 30k
      -Poetic Glance: 40k
      -Corky-Kun: tons of dream avatars (from tektek.org)
      -ooos: Silent Night (40k)
      -Candyxerica: 100k
      -Legit Zombie: Voracious Fog (40k)
      -LonelyLilCupcake13: Voracious Fog (30k)
      -iSeoul: Atrum Egg (20k)
      -l kaykay l: 60k
      -IceCommodore: Reve Rouille 1st Gen, Guns Ring 10 CL (350k)
      -Koolgal: The Cosmos (20k)
      -nightfall2786:Albus Egg (20k)
      -Cloud_Ashrai: Archangel's Blade (30k)
      -the naughty buddha: Spring Nymph (35k)
      -x_Chain_of_Memories_x: 20k
      -The Effekt: Dark Ice (20k)
      -Demons - Requiem- 40k
      -Dreams_and_Illusions: Inari's beads 13th Gen (400k)
      Total: Approx. 19089k (at the prices I bought them for).
      P.S. In the past I have donated as well, I have probably donated 25 million total.

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      My Favorite Quotes of Mark Twain
      Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

      Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired.

      "The noblest work of God?" Man. "Who found it out?" Man.

      There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.

      There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined ones.

      If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a man.

      Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.

      Damn these human beings; if I had invented them I would hide my head in a bag.

      I am only human, though I regret it.

      Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principle one was that they escaped teething.

      As a sweetheart, she has few equals and no superiors; as a cousin, she is convenient; as a wealthy grandmother with an incurable distemper, she is precious; as a wet-nurse, she has no equal among men.

      No civilization can be perfect until exact equality between man and woman is included.

      Familiarity breed contempt- and children.

      We lavish gifts upon them (children); but the most precious gift- our personal association, which means so much to them- we give grudgingly.

      As long as you're in your right mind don't you ever pray for twins. Twins amount to a permanent riot. And there ain't any real difference between triplets and an insurrection.

      A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

      You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws and thumps about things that the intellect scorns.

      Marriage- yes, it is the supreme felicity of life. I concede it. And it is also the supreme tragedy of life. The deeper the love, the surer the tragedy.

      Some of us cannot be optimists, but all of us can be bigamists.

      Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.

      Do right and you will be conspicuous.

      A man should not be without morals; it is better to have bad morals than none at all.

      Be good and you will be lonesome.

      Do your duty today and repent tomorrow.

      To be good is to be noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.

      Morals are an acquirement- like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis- no man is born with them.

      Morals consist of political morals, commercial morals, ecclesiastical morals, and morals.

      Better a broken promise than none at all.

      Virtue never has been as respectable as money.

      Do good when you can, and charge when you think they will stand it.

      Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

      Nothing so needs reforming as other's habits.

      A man may have no habits and have worse.

      We ought never do wrong when people are looking.

      Yes, always avoid violence. In this age of charity and kindliness, the time has gone by for such things. Leave dynamite to the low and unrefined.

      There's a good spot tucked away somewhere in everybody. You'll be a long time finding it sometimes.

      Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anyone.

      Nothing incites to money-crimes like great poverty or great wealth.

      Adam was the author of sin, and I wish he had taken out an international copyright on it.

      A sin takes on new and real terrors when there seems a chance that it is going to be found out.

      Martydoms cover a multitude of sins.

      To lead a life of undiscovered sin! That is true joy.

      The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.

      (Adam) did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.

      To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.

      Earn a character first if you can. And if you can't assume one.

      Make it a point to do something every day that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.

      ... in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain.

      Always acknowledge a fault frankly. This will throw throw those in authority off guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

      One mustn't criticize other people on grounds where he can't stand perpendicular himself.

      I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices.

      An uneasy conscience is a hair in the mouth.

      There are several good protections against temptation but the surest is cowardice.

      Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

      I was born modest; not all over, but in spots.

      If a person offends you and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures. Simply watch your chances and hit him with a brick.

      A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.

      It is not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races.

      Loyalty to petrified opinions never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

      There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless.

      The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

      Chastity- it can be carried too far.

      Modesty died when clothes were born.

      Each race determines for itself what indecencies are. Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.

      If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came together, who would escape hanging?

      Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

      ... no people in the world ever did achieve freedom by goody-goody talk and moral suasion: it being immutable law that all revolutions that wil succeed must begin in blood.

      We are called the nation of inventors. And we are. We could still claim that title and wear its loftiest honors if we had stopped with the first thing we ever invented- which was human liberty.

      The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views; when he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.

      The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

      (man) is the only animal that has the True Religion- several of them.

      If a man doesn't believe as we do, we say he is a crank, and that settles it. I mean it does nowadays, because now we can't burn him.

      There has been only one true Christian. They caught and crucified him- early.

      There are two kinds of Christian morals, one private and the other public. There are so distinct, so unrelated, that they are no more akin to each other than are archangels and politicians.

      The Church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a little by way of example.

      Two or three centuries from now it will be recognized that all the competent killers are Christians; then the pagan world will go to school to the Christian- not to acquire his religion, but his guns.

      The Church has opposed every innovation and discovery from the day of Galileo down to our own time, when the use of Anesthetics in childbirth was regarded as a sin because it avoided the biblical curse pronounced against Eve.

      The first thing a missionary teaches a savage is indecency.

      True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god.

      One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed in it. They have also believed the world was flat.

      Heaven for climate, Hell for company.

      If I cannot swear in heaven I shall not stay there,

      There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

      Pessimist: the optimist who didn't arrive.

      What is human life? The first third a good time, the rest remembering about it.

      Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.

      When in doubt tell the truth.

      Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.

      Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.

      Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; truth isn't.

      Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think.

      Honesty is the best policy- when there is money in it.

      Carlyle said "A lie cannot live." It shows that he did not know how to tell them.

      An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere.

      One of the striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

      A truth is hard to kill... a lie told well is immortal.

      A classic- something that everybody wants have to read and nobody wants to read.

      Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.

      They (the Concord, Mass. Library) have expelled Huck from their library as "trash and suitable only for the slums." That will sell 25,000 copies for us sure.

      My works are like water. The works of the great masters are like wine. But everyone drinks water.

      It is noble to teach oneself, but still nobler to teach others- and less trouble.

      It is better to support schools than jails.

      Training is everything... cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

      In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.

      The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not.

      My axiom is, to succeed in business: avoid my example.

      The lack of money is the root of all evil.

      I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

      The average man is profoundly ignorant of countries that lie remote from his own.

      Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.

      Each person is born to one possession which outvalues all his others- his breath.

      The English are mentioned in the Bible; Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

      Against the assualt of laughter nothing can stand.

      The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

      Few of us can stand prosperity- another man's I mean.

      He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

      Put all your eggs in one basket and- WATCH THAT BASKET.


















      When Insults Had Class

      The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my
      husband I'd give you poison." He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink
      it."

      A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the
      gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, Sir," said
      Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

      "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

      "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -
      Winston Churchill

      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
      pleasure." Clarence Darrow

      "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
      dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

      "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading
      it." - Moses Hadas

      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved
      of it." - Mark Twain

      "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar
      Wilde

      "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
      friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

      "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is
      one." - Winston Churchill, in response.

      "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -
      Stephen Bishop

      "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

      "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." -
      Irvin S. Cobb

      "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." -
      Samuel Johnson

      "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating

      "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." -
      Charles, Count Talleyrand

      "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

      "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on
      it?" - Mark Twain

      "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West

      "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -
      Oscar Wilde

      "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support
      rather than illumination.." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

      "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

      "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho
      Marx



























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      When in deadly danger;
      When beset by doubt
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      Love, yeah~ <3
      BOY: I love her more than the air i breath.
      GIRL: Well I'm always here for you.
      BOY: I know.
      GIRL: What's wrong?
      BOY: I like her so much.
      GIRL: Talk to her.
      BOY: I don't know. She wont even like me.
      GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing.
      BOY: I just want her to know how I feel.
      GIRL: Then tell her.
      BOY: She won't like me.
      GIRL: How do you know that?
      BOY: I can just tell.
      GIRL: Well just tell her.
      BOY: What should I say?
      GIRL: Tell her how much you like her.
      BOY: I tell her that daily.
      GIRL: What do you mean?
      BOY: I'm always with her. I love her.
      GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.
      BOY: Wait. Who do you like?
      GIRL: Oh some boy.
      BOY: Oh... She won't like me either.
      GIRL: She does.
      BOY: How do you know?
      GIRL: Because, who wouldn't like you?
      BOY: You.
      GIRL: You're wrong, I love you.
      BOY: I love you too.
      GIRL: So are you going to talk to her?
      BOY: I just did.

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      This is a story about God. Read if you believe in Him, and read even if you don't.

      A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

      As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

      The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

      Repost this if you truly believe in God

      If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven.

      A description of some of my avatars:

      Trigger-Happy

      Once a trained assassin, now a delusional zombie, and in the future a high-security prisoner or on death-roe, Bobby Boy used to be a sane being of the human race.
      After killing all his life, Bobby contracted a mental disease which can only be described as a mid-life crisis.
      So, to sear himself into history he decided to go trigger-happy and wildly shoot at what he thought were medals of his eternal infamy.
      So Bobby Boy was captured after wounding hundreds, and was injected with a highly volatile chemical which sealed his fate.

      Nightmare on 5th Street

      I am on the ground, I don't know why, I never know why. I am face down in a dark puddle. Why am I like this. I don't know why, I never know why. I can't move. Every time this scene is so familiar, like a name on the tip of your tongue, a idea just outside the reach of your conscious.
      I look at my reflection in the dark liquid, I look the same, beyond me is nothingness.
      I hear a faint noise, nail on a chalkboard from a distance, this all seems too familiar. I try to scream but I can't. Then the darkness consumes me. My eyes open, cold sweat falls down my brow and nose. I get up to see if it was all a nightmare. I look outside my window onto 5th Street. Two glowing eyes stare back....


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      Dark and light,
      Love and spite,
      Day and Night,
      They must fight,
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      The sin pulling its tide,
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      Its sin is greed, corruption to all,
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      TAOISM- "If you understand s**t, it isn't s**t"
      HINDUISM- "This s**t happened before"
      CONFUCIANISM- "Confucious say s**t happens"
      BUDDHISM- "s**t will happen to you again"
      ZEN- "What is the sound of s**t happening?"
      ISLAM- "If s**t happens it is the will of Allah"
      SIKHISM- "Leave our s**t alone"
      JEHOVA’S WITNESS- "Knock knock. s**t happens"
      ATHEISM- "I don't believe this s**t"
      AGNOSTICISM- "Can you prove that s**t happens?"
      CATHOLICISM- "If s**t happens, you deserve it"
      PROTESTANTISM- "s**t happens, amen to that"
      JUDAISM- "Why does s**t always happen to us?"
      ORTHODOX JUDAISM- "So s**t happens, already"
      TELEVANGELISM- "Send money or s**t will happen to you"
      RASTAFARIANISM- "Let's smoke this s**t"
      HARE KRISHNA- "s**t happens rama rama"
      NATION OF ISLAM- "Don't take no s**t"
      NEW AGE- "Visualise s**t happening"
      SHINTOSIM- "You inherit the s**t of your ancestors"
      HEDONISM- "I love it when s**t happens"
      SATANISM- "Sneppah tihs"
      CAPITALISM- "This is MY s**t"
      FEMINISM- "Men are s**t"
      EXISTENTIALISM- "What is s**t, anyway?"
      SCIENTOLOGY- "If s**t happens, see Dianetics p.137"
      MORMONISM- "Excrement happens" (don't say s**t)
      BAPTISM- "We'll wash the s**t right off you"
      MYSTICISM- "This is really weird s**t"
      VOODOO- "s**t doesn't just happen - we made it happen"
      DISNEYISM- "Bad s**t doesn't happen here"
      WICCA- "You can make s**t happen but s**t will happen to you three times"
      COMMUNISM- "Let's share the s**t"
      MARXISM- "You have nothing to lose but your s**t"
      CONSPIRACY THEORISM- "THEY s**t on us!"
      PSYCHO-ANALYSIS- "Tell me about your s**t"
      DARWINISM- "Survival of the shittiest"
      AMISH- "Modern s**t is useless"
      SUICIDAL- "I've had enough of this s**t"
      OPTIMISM- "s**t won't happen to me"
      TREKISM- "To boldly s**t where no-one has s**t before"
      SHAKESPEAREAN- "To s**t or not to s**t, that is the question"
      DESCARTES- "I s**t therefore I am"
      FREUD- "s**t is a phallic symbol"
      LAWYERS- "For enough money, I can get you out of s**t"
      ACUPUNCTURIST- "Hold still or this will hurt like s**t"
      DOG- "I just s**t in your shoe"
      CAT- "Dogs are s**t"
      MOUSE- "Oh s**t! A cat!"
      POLITICALLY CORRECT- "Internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological output happens"
      EINSTEIN- "s**t is relative"
      FAMILY GATHERING- "Relatives are s**t"
      MATERIALISM- "Whoever dies with the most s**t, wins"
      VEGETARIANISM- "If it happens to s**t, don't eat it"
      FATALISM- "Oh s**t, it's going to happen"
      ENVIRONMENTALISM- "s**t is biodegradable"
      AMERICANISM- "Who gives a s**t?"
      STATISTICIAN- "s**t is 84.7% likely to happen"
      HIP-HOP- "******** this shiznit, beeatch!"
      TANTRISM- "******** this s**t"
      CYNICISM- "We are all full of s**t"
      SURREALISM- "Fish happens"

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Fawa Report | 04/02/2011 2:59 pm
Fawa
Happy birthday, zooks.
hope you're enjoying real life. ^^
IceCommodore Report | 08/27/2010 1:09 pm
IceCommodore
lol achievement comment
IceCommodore Report | 08/27/2010 11:58 am
IceCommodore
cool avi
IceCommodore Report | 08/26/2010 5:00 pm
IceCommodore
You really do get some of the best art there zooks xD
GENERAL HASH Report | 08/17/2010 6:30 am
GENERAL HASH
Lovely avi you have there~ ♥
WithoutQuestion Report | 08/04/2010 7:02 am
WithoutQuestion
haha, yea, that would actually be much easier, I'll give you my email via message, just quote me and reply to it xD
WithoutQuestion Report | 08/04/2010 6:50 am
WithoutQuestion
I'm working today, lol. So if you reply to that message I probably won't be able to respond for a few hours xD
WithoutQuestion Report | 08/03/2010 9:19 am
WithoutQuestion
xD Of course!
WithoutQuestion Report | 08/03/2010 7:52 am
WithoutQuestion
^ Favorite intelligent person to have deep discussions with. xD
Fawa Report | 08/03/2010 3:07 am
Fawa
haha, thanks. 4laugh

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