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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

The wolf and the crane a wolf once got a bone stuck in his throat. so he went to a crane and begged her to stick her long bill down his throat and pull it out "i'll make it worth your while" he added The crane did as she was told and the wolf thanked her warmly and turned to walk off. "what about that fee of mine?" The crane asked. "well what about it"snapped the wolf baring his teeth "you can go around bragging that you stuck your head into a wolfs mouth and didn't get it bitten off.what more do you want?" wtitten by Aesop from Aesop's fables

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