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OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!I am SodaParlor, AKA Captain Cola!
During the day I work as a lowly high school student, but after hours I am the incredible, caffinated, awesome-tastic Captain Cola! With a cardboard mask and soda cans on my utility belt, I am unstoppable! Unless there happens to be a diet drink around. *shutters* They're my only weakness! The lack of calories, caffine, FLAVOR... it's unbearable!
That's why it's my job to stop [insert villian name here], so he won't change all soda to diet! He's already gotten as far as some schools... Who knows what he could do next?!
TO THE POPMACHINE!
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