oh no.
About me... let me see, let me see... WELL, you see, I was born because of my parents, you know. The whole... We want a baby so let's have a baby thing and nine months later they regret the decision. So I was born and taken care of and I grew to the age where schooling seemed right. So, I started to go to school, learn about s**t like how to cut paper and the correct way to use a pen. And, man, I tell you, I was just getting the hang of the pen on paper and not in the nose when they made me switch schools. Something about moving on to the next grade or something. So, then, you know, I go to that school, learn stuff, try to learn to play nice with the other kids. Stayed at that school for a while... And, as time went on and I got older they made me switch schools, AGAIN! I think now, at this point in the story, I was moved on to high school where.. Haha, you know, all the kids were literally HIGH. It was some interesting times. So, complete more classes, be called smart, learn about the opposite sex, hormones, math, English, stuff that I have YET to apply to my life now. And then, just when I start to get use to this high school they tell me it has been four years and now it's time to graduate! At this point and time I was just like whatever. Man, just let the people tell me what to do and I will do it. So I graduate and then, just like that, they tell me I'm an adult. And now I was all like WOOOOW! Adult? Like, those things that have to make their own decision? ********! And so I go off and I'm all adultish now and I'm thinking to myself don't adults have relationships and s**t? and I realized that, like, I don't have any 'special' people in my life... and I'm thinking, now is the time to get married so I married myself. AND LET ME TELL YOU! What a mistake that was. Seriously. What the ******** was I thinking?! And now it's all hell. The word divorce has been tossed around so much now that... ugh. And I had a fight with myself so now I'm not allowed to sleep in the bed. That's right, I have to sleep on the couch. And it is a ******** shitty couch. D:< So now I'm seriously like... Whatever. If I want a divorce, I can go ahead and get the divorce. I don't care what I wants, the divorce will happen and I and myself will just have to move on. D:<
Ayup. That's pretty much my life storry to this point. As you can tell, it isn't looking too good.
Haha, seriously. What the ******** should we write here? Hi, I'm _________ and welcome to my profile. I like to waste countless minutes doing mundane things on GaiaOnline. I like to role-play, to express what I sometimes wish my life was like as a character with a cool name. I have no real friends on the internet. I'm cool, talk to me.
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:l Seriously. How about this? Hi, I'm a jackass and an idiot. ;] Great to not meet you in real life. This way, if I don't like you, I can act like you don't exist. Everyone wins!
Now.
GO AWAY.