DON`T BE MY FRIEND.
DON`T MESSAGE ME.
DON`T TRADE WITH ME.

RA RA RA A A.
ROMA RO MAMA.
KARKAT OOHLALA.
WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT.

IF YOU LIKE THE KIND OF PEOPLE THAT YELL AND SCREAM UNTIL THEY WET THEMSELVES INTO A COMA, WE WILL BE BEST FRIENDS.
BUT NOT REALLY. YOU'RE NOT AMAZING JUST THE WAY YOU ARE, NO MATTER WHAT BRUNO MARS TELLS YOU. I'LL PROBABLY HATE YOU JUST LIKE I HATE EVERYONE ELSE.
IT IS PRETTY MUCH IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT PISS ME OFF, SO DON'T EVEN TRY.
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ALSO, I HATE
ASSHOLES LIKE THIS.